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Subject: HP badfic (NSFWorB)
Author: Gandalf the Beige
Posted on: 2011-04-21 06:55:00 UTC

So, on my latest search through the Vole Pit for something interesting, I run across this little number.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6184475/1/HarryPotterandthebspellbbbookbof_desires

On a cursory Glance, it breaks the laws of Canon, the Church, and good taste. At the most basic level, it's a huge orgy of every het ship you could think of... but for what it does to Fred And George, it deserves to burn.

PS. but Bleepka goggles on beforehand.

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HP badfic (NSFWorB) by Gandalf the Beige on 2011-04-21 06:55:00 UTC

I forgot my goggles! by Ray Chell on 2011-04-24 02:07:00 UTC Reply

I must have left them in my other pair of jeans.

But I started reading thinking I could handle it anyway. I was wrong. o.o
Re: HP badfic (NSFWorB) by ReginaTheNinja on 2011-04-23 20:23:00 UTC Reply

Make it go AWAY!!!
Length... by church2009 on 2011-04-22 02:11:00 UTC Reply

Waaaaaaay toooooo loooooong
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (nm) by Sylibane on 2011-04-21 23:37:00 UTC Reply
+++ Melon Melon Melon +++ by Tawaki on 2011-04-21 22:54:00 UTC Reply

Ginny... and Ron...

*later*

Fred and George do WHAT!?

*later*

Malfoy... Hermione... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *points Muggle-Use Wand at fic* CRUCIO!!!!!
...Is it bad that I'm not fazed? by Gamma on 2011-04-21 21:30:00 UTC Reply

I was going to join the Department of Floaters when I finally apply, but now I think that maybe I should join DBS because of my uncanny resistance to squick.

No, I get what you mean. by Pretzel on 2011-04-23 05:38:00 UTC Reply

Honestly, after the first few chapters, I got bored of the rinse-and-repeat style of the fic.

Yeah. by Gamma on 2011-04-23 15:36:00 UTC Reply

The entire thing was just an excuse to write porn. Why they had to do it with canon characters when OCs would've worked, I don't know, so...Yeah.

You should by Karen Elaine DuLay on 2011-04-22 18:19:00 UTC Reply

If THAT doesn't faze you (I couldn't get past Ginny drinking the potion), you definitely need to spork such stories. There are so many....

Maker preserve us... by DZ on 2011-04-21 21:18:00 UTC Reply

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
What's with all the b's in the title? (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-04-21 18:53:00 UTC Reply

Because... by Sonne on 2011-04-22 01:54:00 UTC Reply

...the title uses black letters, like this. And, by the way, AAAARRRRRGHGHGHGHGHG!

That's why we call it The Black Speech. by Aster Corbett on 2011-04-22 04:23:00 UTC Reply

This fic's title is written in The Black Speech.

it's all black and stuff. :U

Am I the only one... by Sonne on 2011-04-25 15:07:00 UTC Reply

who feels kinda nerd when I laugh at a LOTR joke or is it usual?

Nope. by Aster Corbett on 2011-04-26 04:22:00 UTC Reply

Is normal around here.

In fact, you laughing at it makes me feel better about being nerdy enough to make that joke in the first place.

So the b's happen when you try to bold the title... by DigitalSocrates on 2011-04-23 00:25:00 UTC Reply

...in the actual entry page. Smart people.

40 chapters of pain by Teddy Leach on 2011-04-21 13:02:00 UTC Reply

What have they done to Hermione... What have they done to everyone?!
Oh dear. by Data Junkie on 2011-04-21 07:39:00 UTC Reply

I, uh, I know the guy who wrote that. He also wrote an Avatar the last Airbender story, a Justice League story, a Star Wars story, and another Harry Potter story that involves time travel back to the year 1976. All of which are just as bad and just as long.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh oh ohohohohohlOrrr..... *gurgle* (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2011-04-26 00:35:00 UTC Reply
I know what you mean. by Caddy-shack on 2011-04-21 23:28:00 UTC Reply

I was surprised to see this on here, or to see that someone reposted it on FF.net. The first time I saw it I didn't really see any mission value in it, though if someone can make a mission out of this, props to them.