Subject: Oh dear.
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Posted on: 2011-04-21 07:39:00 UTC
I, uh, I know the guy who wrote that. He also wrote an Avatar the last Airbender story, a Justice League story, a Star Wars story, and another Harry Potter story that involves time travel back to the year 1976. All of which are just as bad and just as long.
So, on my latest search through the Vole Pit for something interesting, I run across this little number.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6184475/1/HarryPotterandthebspellbbbookbof_desires
On a cursory Glance, it breaks the laws of Canon, the Church, and good taste. At the most basic level, it's a huge orgy of every het ship you could think of... but for what it does to Fred And George, it deserves to burn.
PS. but Bleepka goggles on beforehand.
I must have left them in my other pair of jeans.
But I started reading thinking I could handle it anyway. I was wrong. o.o
Make it go AWAY!!!
Waaaaaaay toooooo loooooong
Ginny... and Ron...
*later*
Fred and George do WHAT!?
*later*
Malfoy... Hermione... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *points Muggle-Use Wand at fic* CRUCIO!!!!!
I was going to join the Department of Floaters when I finally apply, but now I think that maybe I should join DBS because of my uncanny resistance to squick.
Honestly, after the first few chapters, I got bored of the rinse-and-repeat style of the fic.
The entire thing was just an excuse to write porn. Why they had to do it with canon characters when OCs would've worked, I don't know, so...Yeah.
If THAT doesn't faze you (I couldn't get past Ginny drinking the potion), you definitely need to spork such stories. There are so many....
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
...the title uses black letters, like this. And, by the way, AAAARRRRRGHGHGHGHGHG!
This fic's title is written in The Black Speech.
it's all black and stuff. :U
who feels kinda nerd when I laugh at a LOTR joke or is it usual?
Is normal around here.
In fact, you laughing at it makes me feel better about being nerdy enough to make that joke in the first place.
...in the actual entry page. Smart people.
What have they done to Hermione... What have they done to everyone?!
I, uh, I know the guy who wrote that. He also wrote an Avatar the last Airbender story, a Justice League story, a Star Wars story, and another Harry Potter story that involves time travel back to the year 1976. All of which are just as bad and just as long.
I was surprised to see this on here, or to see that someone reposted it on FF.net. The first time I saw it I didn't really see any mission value in it, though if someone can make a mission out of this, props to them.