Subject: That's why we call it The Black Speech.
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Posted on: 2011-04-22 04:23:00 UTC
This fic's title is written in The Black Speech.
it's all black and stuff. :U
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HP badfic (NSFWorB) by
on 2011-04-21 06:55:00 UTC
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So, on my latest search through the Vole Pit for something interesting, I run across this little number.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6184475/1/HarryPotterandthebspellbbbookbof_desires
On a cursory Glance, it breaks the laws of Canon, the Church, and good taste. At the most basic level, it's a huge orgy of every het ship you could think of... but for what it does to Fred And George, it deserves to burn.
PS. but Bleepka goggles on beforehand. -
I forgot my goggles! by
on 2011-04-24 02:07:00 UTC
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I must have left them in my other pair of jeans.
But I started reading thinking I could handle it anyway. I was wrong. o.o -
Re: HP badfic (NSFWorB) by
on 2011-04-23 20:23:00 UTC
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Make it go AWAY!!!
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Length... by
on 2011-04-22 02:11:00 UTC
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Waaaaaaay toooooo loooooong
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (nm) by
on 2011-04-21 23:37:00 UTC
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+++ Melon Melon Melon +++ by
on 2011-04-21 22:54:00 UTC
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Ginny... and Ron...
*later*
Fred and George do WHAT!?
*later*
Malfoy... Hermione... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *points Muggle-Use Wand at fic* CRUCIO!!!!! -
...Is it bad that I'm not fazed? by
on 2011-04-21 21:30:00 UTC
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I was going to join the Department of Floaters when I finally apply, but now I think that maybe I should join DBS because of my uncanny resistance to squick.
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No, I get what you mean. by
on 2011-04-23 05:38:00 UTC
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Honestly, after the first few chapters, I got bored of the rinse-and-repeat style of the fic.
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Yeah. by
on 2011-04-23 15:36:00 UTC
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The entire thing was just an excuse to write porn. Why they had to do it with canon characters when OCs would've worked, I don't know, so...Yeah.
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You should by
on 2011-04-22 18:19:00 UTC
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If THAT doesn't faze you (I couldn't get past Ginny drinking the potion), you definitely need to spork such stories. There are so many....
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Maker preserve us... by
on 2011-04-21 21:18:00 UTC
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THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
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What's with all the b's in the title? (nm) by
on 2011-04-21 18:53:00 UTC
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Because... by
on 2011-04-22 01:54:00 UTC
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...the title uses black letters, like this. And, by the way, AAAARRRRRGHGHGHGHGHG!
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That's why we call it The Black Speech. by
on 2011-04-22 04:23:00 UTC
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This fic's title is written in The Black Speech.
it's all black and stuff. :U -
Am I the only one... by
on 2011-04-25 15:07:00 UTC
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who feels kinda nerd when I laugh at a LOTR joke or is it usual?
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Nope. by
on 2011-04-26 04:22:00 UTC
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Is normal around here.
In fact, you laughing at it makes me feel better about being nerdy enough to make that joke in the first place. -
So the b's happen when you try to bold the title... by
on 2011-04-23 00:25:00 UTC
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...in the actual entry page. Smart people.
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40 chapters of pain by
on 2011-04-21 13:02:00 UTC
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What have they done to Hermione... What have they done to everyone?!
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Oh dear. by
on 2011-04-21 07:39:00 UTC
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I, uh, I know the guy who wrote that. He also wrote an Avatar the last Airbender story, a Justice League story, a Star Wars story, and another Harry Potter story that involves time travel back to the year 1976. All of which are just as bad and just as long.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh oh ohohohohohlOrrr..... *gurgle* (nm) by
on 2011-04-26 00:35:00 UTC
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I know what you mean. by
on 2011-04-21 23:28:00 UTC
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I was surprised to see this on here, or to see that someone reposted it on FF.net. The first time I saw it I didn't really see any mission value in it, though if someone can make a mission out of this, props to them.