Subject: Top ten high-five!
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Posted on: 2013-08-16 19:23:00 UTC

Oh, and since I missed your arrival thread, along with the threads of a few other newcomers, this is as good an opportunity as any to present you with a belated newbie gift! Have a miniature rhinoceros! It's been trained to listen to simple verbal commands, so you don't need to worry as much as you otherwise might about losing control of it, but you'll need to keep it off of the couch. Even at one-eighth scale, rhinoceroses are heavy.

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