Howdy.

Howdy. by Arrow on 2011-03-12 20:45:00 UTC

Hello by dramaticsoprano on 2011-03-15 01:03:00 UTC Reply

What are your fandoms? Do you like "Lord of the Rings"?

My fandoms... by Arrow on 2011-03-15 03:00:00 UTC Reply

You do NOT screw with Gimli, Pipin, or Frodo.

Other than that... For books I guess Harry Potter, The Percy Jackson series(yes, immature, but I still like it), and the Dresden Files (not many fanfics for that out there).

For other live action, I would say... Buffy, Firefly, Supernatural(many, many, MANY sues)

And I like various anime casually.

Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-03-14 17:52:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-03-14 15:58:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this domesticated giant ant as a welcoming gift.

That will come in handy, by Arrow on 2011-03-14 22:21:00 UTC Reply

I can slap a saddle on it and ride it in a star wars continuum.

Re: Howdy. by Gamma on 2011-03-14 00:37:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Have a pair of rusty scissors, they're quite good at cutting away author-spirits from canon characters.
Welcome! by Miah on 2011-03-14 00:06:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Thank you so much! by Arrow on 2011-03-14 06:42:00 UTC Reply

I can always use it as an impromptu noose for hanging Sues from trees. I just have to wash the Glitter off if they dissolve.

Hello! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-03-14 00:02:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Greetings, oh fellow humanoid! by Aeidhryn on 2011-03-13 21:49:00 UTC Reply

Have some chocolate.
Hello, dear sir! by Teddy Leach on 2011-03-13 18:51:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, newbie! Have this glass of water.
Ahoi Thar! by Tranum on 2011-03-13 18:49:00 UTC Reply

Have a conical hat! It's made out of duct tape and tin foil, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists out AND is indestructible!
Have a Bengal Tiger! by WikiMaster on 2011-03-13 10:59:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

May I... by Arrow on 2011-03-14 06:40:00 UTC Reply

May I feed it annoying bit characters and horribly written Author Avatars?

Hi! by Silikat on 2011-03-13 09:50:00 UTC Reply

Welcome: To the PPC boards.
We hope: You shall enjoy it here.
Please have: A pet cat, a tinfoil hat, an omnipotent bat and a llama who is fat.
Welcome to the party pal. by Meta on 2011-03-13 09:27:00 UTC Reply

Hope you survive the experience. As a special Newbie gift I give you this first part of a scale model of PPC HQ. This easy model comes in 14,000 pieces, and the first piece is free just for you. Future pieces cost $100 each.
Hiya! *throws a few spare NM&NMs at you* (nm) by Jacer on 2011-03-13 09:21:00 UTC Reply
Hello by Phobos on 2011-03-13 04:27:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board. Your newbie gift can be found here. Enjoy.

-Phobos
Welcome, Welcome! by Adamantine on 2011-03-13 04:10:00 UTC Reply

Since you've already got an Arrow, Have a Bow!
Â¡Hola! by Sonne on 2011-03-12 23:52:00 UTC Reply

Here you have a snake, so as you don't feel alone in that thing of touching your nose with your tongue. He just eats tomatoes.
Re: Howdy. by Antigone68104 on 2011-03-12 23:40:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have some fudge!
Hello. by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-03-12 23:39:00 UTC Reply

Have a good visit here, okay. Also, be careful with your ability. It could react from reading badfic...especially legendary ones.

Anyway, have some snacks!
Hiya! by Something Blue on 2011-03-12 23:05:00 UTC Reply

*waves* Welcome. Have.. er.. some hot chocolate mix, I have it somewhere... *searches through pockets, eventually comes up with a slightly battered packet of hot chocolate mix with those weird shrunken marshmallows, tosses it to Arrow*
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-03-12 21:40:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a penstrich! Its feathers fall out pre-inked, for convenience.
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-03-12 20:55:00 UTC Reply