Subject: Welcome to the party pal.
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Posted on: 2011-03-13 09:27:00 UTC
Hope you survive the experience. As a special Newbie gift I give you this first part of a scale model of PPC HQ. This easy model comes in 14,000 pieces, and the first piece is free just for you. Future pieces cost $100 each.
I've been reading TOS and the other spin-offs for a while and decided I'd go ahead and join the Board. So, yeah... I just want to say I respect what you are trying to do here and hope to one day make my own spin-off.
Character sheet:
Name: Josh (Alias: Arrow)
Gender: Male
Description: Brown haired, dark eyed male of unspecified age and Caucasian ethnicity.
Skills: Semi-talented original fiction writer, the ability to touch his nose with his tongue, martial-artist.
Strengths: Can spot a badfic from 30 yards
Weaknesses: Can spot a badfic from 30 yards
What are your fandoms? Do you like "Lord of the Rings"?
You do NOT screw with Gimli, Pipin, or Frodo.
Other than that... For books I guess Harry Potter, The Percy Jackson series(yes, immature, but I still like it), and the Dresden Files (not many fanfics for that out there).
For other live action, I would say... Buffy, Firefly, Supernatural(many, many, MANY sues)
And I like various anime casually.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this domesticated giant ant as a welcoming gift.
I can slap a saddle on it and ride it in a star wars continuum.
Welcome! Have a pair of rusty scissors, they're quite good at cutting away author-spirits from canon characters.
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
I can always use it as an impromptu noose for hanging Sues from trees. I just have to wash the Glitter off if they dissolve.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Have some chocolate.
Welcome, newbie! Have this glass of water.
Have a conical hat! It's made out of duct tape and tin foil, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists out AND is indestructible!
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
May I feed it annoying bit characters and horribly written Author Avatars?
Welcome: To the PPC boards.
We hope: You shall enjoy it here.
Please have: A pet cat, a tinfoil hat, an omnipotent bat and a llama who is fat.
Hope you survive the experience. As a special Newbie gift I give you this first part of a scale model of PPC HQ. This easy model comes in 14,000 pieces, and the first piece is free just for you. Future pieces cost $100 each.
Welcome to the Board. Your newbie gift can be found here. Enjoy.
-Phobos
Since you've already got an Arrow, Have a Bow!
Here you have a snake, so as you don't feel alone in that thing of touching your nose with your tongue. He just eats tomatoes.
Hi! Have some fudge!
Have a good visit here, okay. Also, be careful with your ability. It could react from reading badfic...especially legendary ones.
Anyway, have some snacks!
*waves* Welcome. Have.. er.. some hot chocolate mix, I have it somewhere... *searches through pockets, eventually comes up with a slightly battered packet of hot chocolate mix with those weird shrunken marshmallows, tosses it to Arrow*
Welcome, new friend! Have a penstrich! Its feathers fall out pre-inked, for convenience.