Subject: Dear god! The Horror!
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Posted on: 2011-03-12 20:47:00 UTC
Oh god, no. The power of Rowling compels thee! Get the hence and trouble us no more!*Shiver* A Species-Harry Potter crossover?
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BAD BAD SLASH. OF BADNESS. by
on 2011-03-09 02:32:00 UTC
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Here I was, minding my own business, browsing FF.net for some Harry Potter fics...
And I find this author.
This HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE author.
As far as I can tell, every story is Harry/Draco. This is a breach of canon as it is, but from the descriptions you can figure out that practically all of the fics involve species switching. Or Harry becoming a hermaphrodite. Or both.
There's even a Harry/Fenrir. (No, don't ask me how that would even work, considering Fenrir's a homicidal Death Eater.)
It's...it's really bad.
So basically, this is for all the bored Bad Slash agents.
Knock yourselves out.
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Dear god! The Horror! by
on 2011-03-12 20:47:00 UTC
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Oh god, no. The power of Rowling compels thee! Get the hence and trouble us no more!*Shiver* A Species-Harry Potter crossover?
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*shields eyes* (nm) by
on 2011-03-11 23:10:00 UTC
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O_O by
on 2011-03-10 07:24:00 UTC
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I...kinda don't want to open it. Is it really as bad as it sounds?
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by the way by
on 2011-03-10 10:19:00 UTC
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you WILL lose your mind, if you enter that dark profile.. or turn to the darkside... either way, it ain't gonna look pretty...
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the author has.. by
on 2011-03-10 10:16:00 UTC
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a link on his profile, straight to a pure Mpreg site... you judge if it's worth losing your mind over, but I'm just gonna sit in the dark corner over here, and cry...
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So... by
on 2011-03-09 23:18:00 UTC
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Then I looked the page that was linked in this author's profile, and then...
http://thempregarchive.yolasite.com/aragorn-legolas.php
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Branching off ... by
on 2011-03-09 18:07:00 UTC
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... so I don't start a new badfic thread.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3193309/1/Midnight
Listed as "Valdemar Universe", but actually from Mercedes Lackey's "Dragon Jousters" series. It's not nearly as bad as the fics in the thread starter, but COMPLETELY non-canon -- Lackey specifically stated in "Joust" that Ari has no sexual interest in other males. -
Actually... by
on 2011-03-10 16:07:00 UTC
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...FF has combined it. *quotes FF*
News:
January 21st, 2011 -- Category title changes/merges:
* Total Drama Island » Total Drama series.
* Sweet Valley High/Twins » Sweet Valley series
* Southern Vampire Mysteries » Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries
* Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Lost Symbol » Robert Langdon series
* Mercedes Lackey » Valdemar universe
* Morrowind, Oblivion » Elder Scroll series
*points at fifth bullet/asterisk* -
Caught that ... by
on 2011-03-10 17:15:00 UTC
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...I just wanted to make it clear that it's not a Heraldic fanfic.
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So scary I do not want to even OPEN it. by
on 2011-03-09 16:42:00 UTC
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At least, the HP/Ace Combat crossover I am sporking right now is not mindscarring. Good thing my Agents are Floaters.
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:O Where's your sense of morbid curiosity? (nm) by
on 2011-03-09 17:28:00 UTC
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Damn my curious brain... by
on 2011-03-09 15:52:00 UTC
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It's like staring at a car crash... It's so horrible, yet my mind wants me to go on. Oh god, it's horrible!
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warning, warning by
on 2011-03-09 10:26:00 UTC
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NSFB, NSFB, NSFB, NSFB
Oh, why did I look, WHY!!!! "begins to cry"