Subject: Died.
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Posted on: 2011-03-09 18:22:00 UTC
That's the effect seeing one too much Card Captor Sakura NSFW image. Details are too squicky to be talked about.
Poor, poor Sakura. Poor, poor brain of mine. I wish I could unsee that... but I'd do it only after incinerating the author.
Here I was, minding my own business, browsing FF.net for some Harry Potter fics...
And I find this author.
This HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE author.
As far as I can tell, every story is Harry/Draco. This is a breach of canon as it is, but from the descriptions you can figure out that practically all of the fics involve species switching. Or Harry becoming a hermaphrodite. Or both.
There's even a Harry/Fenrir. (No, don't ask me how that would even work, considering Fenrir's a homicidal Death Eater.)
It's...it's really bad.
So basically, this is for all the bored Bad Slash agents.
Knock yourselves out.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/969275
Oh god, no. The power of Rowling compels thee! Get the hence and trouble us no more!*Shiver* A Species-Harry Potter crossover?
I...kinda don't want to open it. Is it really as bad as it sounds?
you WILL lose your mind, if you enter that dark profile.. or turn to the darkside... either way, it ain't gonna look pretty...
a link on his profile, straight to a pure Mpreg site... you judge if it's worth losing your mind over, but I'm just gonna sit in the dark corner over here, and cry...
Then I looked the page that was linked in this author's profile, and then...
http://thempregarchive.yolasite.com/aragorn-legolas.php
NSFW nor B
... so I don't start a new badfic thread.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3193309/1/Midnight
Listed as "Valdemar Universe", but actually from Mercedes Lackey's "Dragon Jousters" series. It's not nearly as bad as the fics in the thread starter, but COMPLETELY non-canon -- Lackey specifically stated in "Joust" that Ari has no sexual interest in other males.
...FF has combined it. *quotes FF*
News:
January 21st, 2011 -- Category title changes/merges:
* Total Drama Island » Total Drama series.
* Sweet Valley High/Twins » Sweet Valley series
* Southern Vampire Mysteries » Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries
* Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Lost Symbol » Robert Langdon series
* Mercedes Lackey » Valdemar universe
* Morrowind, Oblivion » Elder Scroll series
*points at fifth bullet/asterisk*
...I just wanted to make it clear that it's not a Heraldic fanfic.
At least, the HP/Ace Combat crossover I am sporking right now is not mindscarring. Good thing my Agents are Floaters.
It's like staring at a car crash... It's so horrible, yet my mind wants me to go on. Oh god, it's horrible!
NSFB, NSFB, NSFB, NSFB
Oh, why did I look, WHY!!!! "begins to cry"