So scary I do not want to even OPEN it.

BAD BAD SLASH. OF BADNESS. by Gamma on 2011-03-09 02:32:00 UTC Reply

Here I was, minding my own business, browsing FF.net for some Harry Potter fics...
And I find this author.
This HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE author.
As far as I can tell, every story is Harry/Draco. This is a breach of canon as it is, but from the descriptions you can figure out that practically all of the fics involve species switching. Or Harry becoming a hermaphrodite. Or both.
There's even a Harry/Fenrir. (No, don't ask me how that would even work, considering Fenrir's a homicidal Death Eater.)
It's...it's really bad.
So basically, this is for all the bored Bad Slash agents.
Knock yourselves out.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/969275

Dear god! The Horror! by Arrow on 2011-03-12 20:47:00 UTC Reply

Oh god, no. The power of Rowling compels thee! Get the hence and trouble us no more!*Shiver* A Species-Harry Potter crossover?
*shields eyes* (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2011-03-11 23:10:00 UTC Reply
O_O by Silikat on 2011-03-10 07:24:00 UTC Reply

I...kinda don't want to open it. Is it really as bad as it sounds?

by the way by Vilstrup on 2011-03-10 10:19:00 UTC Reply

you WILL lose your mind, if you enter that dark profile.. or turn to the darkside... either way, it ain't gonna look pretty...
the author has.. by Vilstrup on 2011-03-10 10:16:00 UTC Reply

a link on his profile, straight to a pure Mpreg site... you judge if it's worth losing your mind over, but I'm just gonna sit in the dark corner over here, and cry...

So... by Sonne on 2011-03-09 23:18:00 UTC Reply

Then I looked the page that was linked in this author's profile, and then...

http://thempregarchive.yolasite.com/aragorn-legolas.php

NSFW nor B
Branching off ... by Antigone68104 on 2011-03-09 18:07:00 UTC Reply

... so I don't start a new badfic thread.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3193309/1/Midnight

Listed as "Valdemar Universe", but actually from Mercedes Lackey's "Dragon Jousters" series. It's not nearly as bad as the fics in the thread starter, but COMPLETELY non-canon -- Lackey specifically stated in "Joust" that Ari has no sexual interest in other males.

Actually... by Jacer on 2011-03-10 16:07:00 UTC Reply

...FF has combined it. *quotes FF*

News:
January 21st, 2011 -- Category title changes/merges:

* Total Drama Island » Total Drama series.
* Sweet Valley High/Twins » Sweet Valley series
* Southern Vampire Mysteries » Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries
* Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Lost Symbol » Robert Langdon series
* Mercedes Lackey » Valdemar universe
* Morrowind, Oblivion » Elder Scroll series

*points at fifth bullet/asterisk*

Caught that ... by Antigone68104 on 2011-03-10 17:15:00 UTC Reply

...I just wanted to make it clear that it's not a Heraldic fanfic.

So scary I do not want to even OPEN it. by Sergio Turbo on 2011-03-09 16:42:00 UTC Reply

At least, the HP/Ace Combat crossover I am sporking right now is not mindscarring. Good thing my Agents are Floaters.

:O Where's your sense of morbid curiosity? (nm) by JulyFlame on 2011-03-09 17:28:00 UTC Reply

Died. by Sergio Turbo on 2011-03-09 18:22:00 UTC Reply

That's the effect seeing one too much Card Captor Sakura NSFW image. Details are too squicky to be talked about.

Poor, poor Sakura. Poor, poor brain of mine. I wish I could unsee that... but I'd do it only after incinerating the author.

Damn my curious brain... by Teddy Leach on 2011-03-09 15:52:00 UTC Reply

It's like staring at a car crash... It's so horrible, yet my mind wants me to go on. Oh god, it's horrible!
warning, warning by Vilstrup on 2011-03-09 10:26:00 UTC Reply

NSFB, NSFB, NSFB, NSFB

Oh, why did I look, WHY!!!! "begins to cry"