Subject: Fresh Meat
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Posted on: 2011-02-26 04:12:00 UTC
Fresh Meat has arrived.
No I do not know much about the PPC, though I've heard it before.
No I don't know the PPC IRC or whatever, nor have I visited this board before.
And yeah. Fresh meat- to Myon goes the credit for the slaughter.
Nice to meet you, everyone.
Welcome, fellow...person!
Have a cardboard box. It tends to hold something different every day.
Hello and welcome to the Board! Please have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Have some fava beans, and a nice Chianti. If you don't know what they're for, I don't feel particularly inclined to tell you...
Hope you have fun here. Have a pocket watch.
I think I've got a present here somewhere...... here, a can of coke, only one previous owner, slightly used.
Welcome, new friend! Have a container of Torgo's Executive Powder!
Oh, too bad... Lioness will have to wait till the evening for her next meal, then. I don't think WikiMaster would approve of the way I've been treating her these days... Oh, well.
Anyway, have a Lapsus Lazuli, an alchemist's combination of grammar book and Lapis Lazuli. Good for decoration and... well, it should be good for checking grammar when you're uncertain about something, but I still haven't figured out how to use it. I hope you'll enjoy this gift!
Oh, have this box as well!
*then someone rushes in and whispers in her ear*
WHAT YOU MEAN 'NOT LITERALLY'? Oh, you mean newbie *throws grill away* Well, welcome. Please enjoy your stay, leave all flamethrowers at the door and here you have some salt that's not very salty, and some sugar that's not very sweet.
Hi! Have some fudge!
Have a pet cat, an annoying bat and a top hat.
Good to see you on the board!
(I'm Myon in some IRCs, for clarification.)
*throws chocolate at you*
Also, a tip: never write a fic that includes anything similar to the following lines.
1) I may be one of the best warriors of Narnia, have the war name The Lioness, and be able to defeat a fully-grown male faun with a single blow, but I'm 16, for crying out loud!
2) I am Sir Alexa Katherine Ride, The Lioness, Daughter of Aslan, Knight of the Table of Aslan, Swordmaiden of Narnia, and Protector of the Four.
OR thou shalt be attacked by the MS division of the PPC.
(for anyone who cares, the brand-new fic is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6776617/1/)
I've written a few Mary Sues- or at least one would consider Mary Sues anyways, here and there, though. xD. Ah, but they generally were well-received, so I do hope that you do forgive me for that.
Don't worry, we've all been there. Bad news is that Sues seem to be always well-received, and good news is that you can spork them by yourself!
...that was a thematic ripoff of Reboot. Except we were the presidents.
Don't worry, I won't bite...but I'm not speaking for the rest of us.
Hope you have a good stay here!
Hang around a bit and I'm sure you'll soon pick things up :)