Re: Fresh Meat by
Gamma
on 2011-03-01 02:04:00 UTC
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Welcome, fellow...person!
Have a cardboard box. It tends to hold something different every day.
Welcome! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2011-02-28 18:50:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the Board! Please have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by
Khajidu
on 2011-02-28 13:51:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Have a Jaguar cub! by
WikiMaster
on 2011-02-27 10:00:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Welcome, my delicious new friend... by
L'Homme Arbre
on 2011-02-26 20:15:00 UTC
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Have some fava beans, and a nice Chianti. If you don't know what they're for, I don't feel particularly inclined to tell you...
Welcome, friend! by
Something Blue
on 2011-02-26 19:37:00 UTC
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Hope you have fun here. Have a pocket watch.
Welcome to the board by
Meta
on 2011-02-26 18:08:00 UTC
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I think I've got a present here somewhere...... here, a can of coke, only one previous owner, slightly used.
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2011-02-26 17:02:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a container of Torgo's Executive Powder!
Not Literally...? by
FreeAndy
on 2011-02-26 15:45:00 UTC
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Oh, too bad... Lioness will have to wait till the evening for her next meal, then. I don't think WikiMaster would approve of the way I've been treating her these days... Oh, well.
Anyway, have a Lapsus Lazuli, an alchemist's combination of grammar book and Lapis Lazuli. Good for decoration and... well, it should be good for checking grammar when you're uncertain about something, but I still haven't figured out how to use it. I hope you'll enjoy this gift!
Oh, have this box as well!
*brings in BBQ grill* by
Sonne
on 2011-02-26 15:02:00 UTC
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*then someone rushes in and whispers in her ear*
WHAT YOU MEAN 'NOT LITERALLY'? Oh, you mean newbie *throws grill away* Well, welcome. Please enjoy your stay, leave all flamethrowers at the door and here you have some salt that's not very salty, and some sugar that's not very sweet.
Hello! by
Silikat
on 2011-02-26 12:52:00 UTC
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Have a pet cat, an annoying bat and a top hat.
Hello! by
Platinumyo
on 2011-02-26 07:50:00 UTC
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Good to see you on the board!
(I'm Myon in some IRCs, for clarification.)
Welcome! by
Jacer
on 2011-02-26 04:58:00 UTC
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*throws chocolate at you*
Also, a tip: never write a fic that includes anything similar to the following lines.
1) I may be one of the best warriors of Narnia, have the war name The Lioness, and be able to defeat a fully-grown male faun with a single blow, but I'm 16, for crying out loud!
2) I am Sir Alexa Katherine Ride, The Lioness, Daughter of Aslan, Knight of the Table of Aslan, Swordmaiden of Narnia, and Protector of the Four.
OR thou shalt be attacked by the MS division of the PPC.
(for anyone who cares, the brand-new fic is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6776617/1/)
Hello! by
The 9th Blue Mage
on 2011-02-26 04:33:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I won't bite...but I'm not speaking for the rest of us.
Hope you have a good stay here!
Welcome! by
galenfea
on 2011-02-26 04:30:00 UTC
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Hang around a bit and I'm sure you'll soon pick things up :)