Not Literally...?

Fresh Meat by Hwyrin on 2011-02-26 04:12:00 UTC Reply

Fresh Meat has arrived.

No I do not know much about the PPC, though I've heard it before.

No I don't know the PPC IRC or whatever, nor have I visited this board before.

And yeah. Fresh meat- to Myon goes the credit for the slaughter.

Nice to meet you, everyone.

Re: Fresh Meat by Gamma on 2011-03-01 02:04:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, fellow...person!
Have a cardboard box. It tends to hold something different every day.
Welcome! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-02-28 18:50:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome to the Board! Please have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-02-28 13:51:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Have a Jaguar cub! by WikiMaster on 2011-02-27 10:00:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Oh, is that you Mitsurugi? (nm) by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-27 01:56:00 UTC Reply
Welcome, my delicious new friend... by L'Homme Arbre on 2011-02-26 20:15:00 UTC Reply

Have some fava beans, and a nice Chianti. If you don't know what they're for, I don't feel particularly inclined to tell you...
Welcome, friend! by Something Blue on 2011-02-26 19:37:00 UTC Reply

Hope you have fun here. Have a pocket watch.
Welcome to the board by Meta on 2011-02-26 18:08:00 UTC Reply

I think I've got a present here somewhere...... here, a can of coke, only one previous owner, slightly used.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-02-26 17:02:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a container of Torgo's Executive Powder!
Not Literally...? by FreeAndy on 2011-02-26 15:45:00 UTC Reply

Oh, too bad... Lioness will have to wait till the evening for her next meal, then. I don't think WikiMaster would approve of the way I've been treating her these days... Oh, well.

Anyway, have a Lapsus Lazuli, an alchemist's combination of grammar book and Lapis Lazuli. Good for decoration and... well, it should be good for checking grammar when you're uncertain about something, but I still haven't figured out how to use it. I hope you'll enjoy this gift!

Oh, have this box as well!
*brings in BBQ grill* by Sonne on 2011-02-26 15:02:00 UTC Reply

*then someone rushes in and whispers in her ear*
WHAT YOU MEAN 'NOT LITERALLY'? Oh, you mean newbie *throws grill away* Well, welcome. Please enjoy your stay, leave all flamethrowers at the door and here you have some salt that's not very salty, and some sugar that's not very sweet.
Re: Fresh Meat by Antigone68104 on 2011-02-26 13:58:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have some fudge!
Hello! by Silikat on 2011-02-26 12:52:00 UTC Reply

Have a pet cat, an annoying bat and a top hat.
Hello! by Platinumyo on 2011-02-26 07:50:00 UTC Reply

Good to see you on the board!

(I'm Myon in some IRCs, for clarification.)
Welcome! by Jacer on 2011-02-26 04:58:00 UTC Reply

*throws chocolate at you*

Also, a tip: never write a fic that includes anything similar to the following lines.

1) I may be one of the best warriors of Narnia, have the war name The Lioness, and be able to defeat a fully-grown male faun with a single blow, but I'm 16, for crying out loud!

2) I am Sir Alexa Katherine Ride, The Lioness, Daughter of Aslan, Knight of the Table of Aslan, Swordmaiden of Narnia, and Protector of the Four.

OR thou shalt be attacked by the MS division of the PPC.

(for anyone who cares, the brand-new fic is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6776617/1/)

*cough* by Hwyrin on 2011-02-26 13:21:00 UTC Reply

I've written a few Mary Sues- or at least one would consider Mary Sues anyways, here and there, though. xD. Ah, but they generally were well-received, so I do hope that you do forgive me for that.

Re: *cough* by Sonne on 2011-02-26 15:06:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry, we've all been there. Bad news is that Sues seem to be always well-received, and good news is that you can spork them by yourself!

Me and my brother used to write for a digital world... by DigitalSocrates on 2011-02-27 01:57:00 UTC Reply

...that was a thematic ripoff of Reboot. Except we were the presidents.

Hello! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-02-26 04:33:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry, I won't bite...but I'm not speaking for the rest of us.

Hope you have a good stay here!
Welcome! by galenfea on 2011-02-26 04:30:00 UTC Reply

Hang around a bit and I'm sure you'll soon pick things up :)