Subject: YOU ARE NOT.
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Posted on: 2013-05-16 23:48:00 UTC

NONSENSE! LY-CAN-THRO-PY IS A CURSE. THERE IS NO CURSE IN BECOMING A DA-LEK! WHY DO YOU THINK THE DA-LEK-I-FI-CA-TION OF OTHERS IS A PRE-FERRED TACTIC AMONG MY RACE? DALEKS ARE THE SU-PREME LIFE FORM, AND ALL SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE EVEN HALF OUR STATURE!

IN REFERENCE TO YOUR SECOND STATEMENT: AS IF THE GLORIOUS LEADERS WOULD ALLOW A DAMAGED BEING SUCH AS THE NEVERWERE TO SERVE IN ANOMALY EX-TER-MIN-A-TION A-LONG-SIDE THE GLORIOUS GLORY OF THE DA-LEK RACE! IT WOULD CAUSE ME TO LAUGH IF I POSSESSED THAT CAPACITY!

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I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN SYNTHESIZING LAUGH-TER! ANOTHER VIC-TOR-Y FOR THE DA-LEKS!

POSTSCRIPT: I UNDERSTAND THAT SOME OF YOUR "BOARD" IS SHORT ON CAPITAL LETTERS. FOOLISH INFERIOR HUMANS! IT TAKES A TRUE STRATEGIC MIND SUCH AS THE MIND OF MYSELF, A TRUE STRATEGIST OF THE DA-LEKS, TO STOCK UP ON CAPITAL LETTERS BEFOREHAND! THEREFORE, I RE-FUSE TO SHARE THEM! TOUGH LUCK, HU-MANS!

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