Subject: This fic needs to die.
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Posted on: 2010-08-31 10:14:00 UTC
I am seriously hoping this one's a troll, 'cause honestly, it's just that bad. Perhaps someone can take it on for the non-Sue challenge?
Hagrid and Hedwig
Yes, you read that right. I'll let that sink in for a few moments.
...
To help combat the images of :c, here's a picture of what an owl would probably do if asked to do what Hedwig did:
*wanders off to finish her next mission*
As a birdwatcher, this fic pisses me off.
*takes a deep breath* *counts backwards from twenty by threes*
I have an observation. If it is alive in the Harry Potter fandom, it has been shipped with someone.
I'm an animal-lover, and usually I can't stand looking at fics like this, and sometimes I even question the authors' sanity for writing these.
Just a little modification:
If it is alive in the Harry Potter fandom, it has been shipped with something.
Awwww, it's a Saw-Whet! *cuddles it* *No, seriously, they'll let you cuddle them.* *Really.* *has done it*
*patently ignores the fic, humming mildly offkey everytime someone tries to remind her of it*
The secondary genre of this fic is horror, and the author knows it.
...That's an image that's gonna haunt me for a while.
Damn Rule 34! Damn it to hell!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to bleach my brain out.
I need bleeprin, stat. Did not want that mental image.
What kind of sick author would dream that up?
I mean, I don't know if anyone likes that kind of stuff, but I find it quite disgusting.
I'm going to pour bleach through my ears now.
