Ewww!

This fic needs to die. by Pretzel on 2010-08-31 10:14:00 UTC Reply

I am seriously hoping this one's a troll, 'cause honestly, it's just that bad. Perhaps someone can take it on for the non-Sue challenge?

Hagrid and Hedwig

Yes, you read that right. I'll let that sink in for a few moments.

...

To help combat the images of :c, here's a picture of what an owl would probably do if asked to do what Hedwig did:

*wanders off to finish her next mission*

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Re: This fic needs to die. by Tawaki on 2010-09-01 03:29:00 UTC Reply

As a birdwatcher, this fic pisses me off.

*takes a deep breath* *counts backwards from twenty by threes*

I have an observation. If it is alive in the Harry Potter fandom, it has been shipped with someone.

Agreed by The 9th Blue Mage on 2010-09-05 22:37:00 UTC Reply

I'm an animal-lover, and usually I can't stand looking at fics like this, and sometimes I even question the authors' sanity for writing these.
I have a suggestion by raffitz on 2010-09-01 12:18:00 UTC Reply

Just a little modification:
If it is alive in the Harry Potter fandom, it has been shipped with something.

LOLOL pants owl (nm) by Maudlin Hart on 2010-09-01 00:10:00 UTC Reply
*Concentrates on teh picture of teh Owlie* by Rosie Azrael on 2010-08-31 22:54:00 UTC Reply

Awwww, it's a Saw-Whet! *cuddles it* *No, seriously, they'll let you cuddle them.* *Really.* *has done it*

*patently ignores the fic, humming mildly offkey everytime someone tries to remind her of it*
*chuckles and points at genre tag* by AmitiRequiem on 2010-08-31 21:17:00 UTC Reply

The secondary genre of this fic is horror, and the author knows it.
*eye twitches* by OpinionedAngel on 2010-08-31 14:25:00 UTC Reply

...That's an image that's gonna haunt me for a while.

Damn Rule 34! Damn it to hell!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to bleach my brain out.
*throws up* by Silikat on 2010-08-31 11:44:00 UTC Reply

I need bleeprin, stat. Did not want that mental image.
What kind of sick author would dream that up?
Ewww! by raffitz on 2010-08-31 10:57:00 UTC Reply

I mean, I don't know if anyone likes that kind of stuff, but I find it quite disgusting.
I'm going to pour bleach through my ears now.

I know! by Pretzel on 2010-08-31 11:00:00 UTC Reply

I was like :c throughout the entire 'fic. I found it through an LJ Comm that specifically goes after bad!pr0n. It's actually really funny, especially the way the people there just tear the various Glodawful descriptions apart.

please by jakraziel on 2010-08-31 14:13:00 UTC Reply

Somebody turn this fic into something I can read without feeling ill.