Subject: please
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Posted on: 2010-08-31 14:13:00 UTC
Somebody turn this fic into something I can read without feeling ill.
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This fic needs to die. by
on 2010-08-31 10:14:00 UTC
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I am seriously hoping this one's a troll, 'cause honestly, it's just that bad. Perhaps someone can take it on for the non-Sue challenge?
Hagrid and Hedwig
Yes, you read that right. I'll let that sink in for a few moments.
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To help combat the images of :c, here's a picture of what an owl would probably do if asked to do what Hedwig did:
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Re: This fic needs to die. by
on 2010-09-01 03:29:00 UTC
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As a birdwatcher, this fic pisses me off.
*takes a deep breath* *counts backwards from twenty by threes*
I have an observation. If it is alive in the Harry Potter fandom, it has been shipped with someone. -
Agreed by
on 2010-09-05 22:37:00 UTC
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I'm an animal-lover, and usually I can't stand looking at fics like this, and sometimes I even question the authors' sanity for writing these.
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I have a suggestion by
on 2010-09-01 12:18:00 UTC
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Just a little modification:
If it is alive in the Harry Potter fandom, it has been shipped with something. -
LOLOL pants owl (nm) by
on 2010-09-01 00:10:00 UTC
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*Concentrates on teh picture of teh Owlie* by
on 2010-08-31 22:54:00 UTC
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Awwww, it's a Saw-Whet! *cuddles it* *No, seriously, they'll let you cuddle them.* *Really.* *has done it*
*patently ignores the fic, humming mildly offkey everytime someone tries to remind her of it* -
*chuckles and points at genre tag* by
on 2010-08-31 21:17:00 UTC
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The secondary genre of this fic is horror, and the author knows it.
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*eye twitches* by
on 2010-08-31 14:25:00 UTC
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...That's an image that's gonna haunt me for a while.
Damn Rule 34! Damn it to hell!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to bleach my brain out. -
*throws up* by
on 2010-08-31 11:44:00 UTC
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I need bleeprin, stat. Did not want that mental image.
What kind of sick author would dream that up? -
Ewww! by
on 2010-08-31 10:57:00 UTC
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I mean, I don't know if anyone likes that kind of stuff, but I find it quite disgusting.
I'm going to pour bleach through my ears now.
