Subject: What's with all the trolls here lately?
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Posted on: 2010-08-23 14:42:00 UTC
...I'm gonna need a bigger spork gun.
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vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN UA RGW Qt ri fi by
on 2010-08-23 06:13:00 UTC
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vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
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Foul name stealer! *tosses bomb with poisoned shrapnel* (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 19:11:00 UTC
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Begone, foul demon! by
on 2010-08-24 16:08:00 UTC
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*grabs trumpet case(with said instrument inside)* DEATH TO TROLLS! *beats over the head*
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Okay, that's enough from trolls. by
on 2010-08-23 17:46:00 UTC
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I've been avoiding deleting troll posts due to the interesting commentary they spark, but further trollage will be deleted on sight.
In the meanwhile, *whacks troll with banhammer* -
*kneels and worships* THANK YOU (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 02:08:00 UTC
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Good. Saves ammo. (nm) by
on 2010-08-23 20:14:00 UTC
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Too drastic? Ha! by
on 2010-08-23 17:00:00 UTC
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*As Big Bad Space Marine of DOOM*
Loading...
BFG 9000...
Aim and...
*insert massive, earth-shattering explosion*
And another job well done! Time for a beer... -
wait a minute, is this that "shift your fingers to the left" by
on 2010-08-23 16:07:00 UTC
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vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN UA RGW Qt ri fi
vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
becomes
binservices!gmIn,com is the wy to
binservices!gmIn,com
With a little spacing and imagination, that becomes:
bin services! GM income is the way to... and then it starts to repeat.
No idea what that proves, except that it actually produced a lot of real words. -
Sounds eejitlike. (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 00:58:00 UTC
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Previous troll: Actual words and a ypur reference, wtf? by
on 2010-08-23 16:14:00 UTC
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This is weird. I'm probably being silly, but I'm starting to think I may be on to something. It doesn't seem possible to be coincidence.
The troll right before this, translated:
u kicw ur
awbs nw toye ouxa
vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
"I love it
send me ypur pics
bin services GM in,com"
That's with no spacing added or punctuation changed. -
How odd. (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 02:07:00 UTC
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Curious...a spambot that speaks in troll... by
on 2010-08-23 16:33:00 UTC
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Well done, WEI!
*tases spambot*
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Grr. by
on 2010-08-23 16:15:00 UTC
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I have to learn to preview.
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What's with all the trolls here lately? by
on 2010-08-23 14:42:00 UTC
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...I'm gonna need a bigger spork gun.
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EX-TER-MIN-ATE! by
on 2010-08-23 14:38:00 UTC
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*troll photo-negatives*
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Leave, Boarder impersonator! by
on 2010-08-23 12:57:00 UTC
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*thwacks with a bat* Leave! Leave, damn you!
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They never learn... by
on 2010-08-23 12:34:00 UTC
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*pulls out his RSEG and tries to fire at the troll*
Didn't work.. wait, a troll is not a sue, a Random Sue Execution Gun is not the right weapon... *smashes troll's head with his old, now officially retired computer* -
Quick! Someone call the Nameless Admin! by
on 2010-08-23 09:09:00 UTC
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We must have this foul impersonator tracked down and blocked from our
unholy halls!
In the meantime...
*beats troll about the head repeatedly with a sack of pebbles* -
Oops. Got overexcited and borked my HTML. (nm) by
on 2010-08-23 09:10:00 UTC
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*whips out her fencing sabre* by
on 2010-08-23 08:46:00 UTC
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In the name of the Real Me, I hereby Wait a minute, I'm respectable? Since when? *stabs the Doppleganger in the face and kicks it a bit for good measure*
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Since you're not a troll, deaer. (nm) by
on 2010-08-24 02:05:00 UTC
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Oh, okay! by
on 2010-08-25 00:21:00 UTC
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Fehw! What a relief! Wouldn't want to get a reputation for respectability, after all. What with the toting an octopus and all those years spent wearing a cloak, I've worked so hard to convey an air of eccentricity, which could be utterly ruined by respectability!
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Ack! Evil troll has Toey! It spreads misspellings! by
on 2010-08-24 02:06:00 UTC
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In other words - damned be the fingerless gloves that hit keys when I don't want them to and make me misspell simple words. Bleh.
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*storms out, cricket bat in hand* by
on 2010-08-23 07:15:00 UTC
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I swear to Eru, StarClan, Glaux, Mithros, and any other deities not mentioned! Didn't we deal with one of you not a month back? *whack*whack*whack* Out, out, out! No imitating actual Boarders!
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Oh, not again. Not just a troll, but an impersonating troll. by
on 2010-08-23 06:15:00 UTC
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*sigh*
Now, where's that double-thick frying pan of mine? Ah, here it is...
*THWACK*
STOP IMITATING A RESPECTABLE PPC BOARDER!