Subject: *storms out, cricket bat in hand*
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Posted on: 2010-08-23 07:15:00 UTC
I swear to Eru, StarClan, Glaux, Mithros, and any other deities not mentioned! Didn't we deal with one of you not a month back? *whack*whack*whack* Out, out, out! No imitating actual Boarders!
vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
*grabs trumpet case(with said instrument inside)* DEATH TO TROLLS! *beats over the head*
I've been avoiding deleting troll posts due to the interesting commentary they spark, but further trollage will be deleted on sight.
In the meanwhile, *whacks troll with banhammer*
Well done, WEI!
*tases spambot*
*hugs ypur*
I have to learn to preview.
...I'm gonna need a bigger spork gun.
*troll photo-negatives*
*thwacks with a bat* Leave! Leave, damn you!
*pulls out his RSEG and tries to fire at the troll*
Didn't work.. wait, a troll is not a sue, a Random Sue Execution Gun is not the right weapon... *smashes troll's head with his old, now officially retired computer*
We must have this foul impersonator tracked down and blocked from our unholy halls!
In the meantime...
*beats troll about the head repeatedly with a sack of pebbles*
In the name of the Real Me, I hereby Wait a minute, I'm respectable? Since when? *stabs the Doppleganger in the face and kicks it a bit for good measure*
Fehw! What a relief! Wouldn't want to get a reputation for respectability, after all. What with the toting an octopus and all those years spent wearing a cloak, I've worked so hard to convey an air of eccentricity, which could be utterly ruined by respectability!
In other words - damned be the fingerless gloves that hit keys when I don't want them to and make me misspell simple words. Bleh.
I swear to Eru, StarClan, Glaux, Mithros, and any other deities not mentioned! Didn't we deal with one of you not a month back? *whack*whack*whack* Out, out, out! No imitating actual Boarders!
*sigh*
Now, where's that double-thick frying pan of mine? Ah, here it is...
*THWACK*
STOP IMITATING A RESPECTABLE PPC BOARDER!