Subject: Oh, not again. Not just a troll, but an impersonating troll.
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Posted on: 2010-08-23 06:15:00 UTC
*sigh*
Now, where's that double-thick frying pan of mine? Ah, here it is...
*THWACK*
STOP IMITATING A RESPECTABLE PPC BOARDER!
vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
*grabs trumpet case(with said instrument inside)* DEATH TO TROLLS! *beats over the head*
I've been avoiding deleting troll posts due to the interesting commentary they spark, but further trollage will be deleted on sight.
In the meanwhile, *whacks troll with banhammer*
*As Big Bad Space Marine of DOOM*
Loading...
BFG 9000...
Aim and...
*insert massive, earth-shattering explosion*
And another job well done! Time for a beer...
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vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN UA RGW Qt ri fi
vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
becomes
binservices!gmIn,com is the wy to
binservices!gmIn,com
With a little spacing and imagination, that becomes:
bin services! GM income is the way to... and then it starts to repeat.
No idea what that proves, except that it actually produced a lot of real words.
This is weird. I'm probably being silly, but I'm starting to think I may be on to something. It doesn't seem possible to be coincidence.
The troll right before this, translated:
u kicw ur
awbs nw toye ouxa
vubawecuxwa!fnUK,XIN
"I love it
send me ypur pics
bin services GM in,com"
That's with no spacing added or punctuation changed.
Well done, WEI!
*tases spambot*
*hugs ypur*
I have to learn to preview.
...I'm gonna need a bigger spork gun.
*troll photo-negatives*
*thwacks with a bat* Leave! Leave, damn you!
*pulls out his RSEG and tries to fire at the troll*
Didn't work.. wait, a troll is not a sue, a Random Sue Execution Gun is not the right weapon... *smashes troll's head with his old, now officially retired computer*
We must have this foul impersonator tracked down and blocked from our unholy halls!
In the meantime...
*beats troll about the head repeatedly with a sack of pebbles*
In the name of the Real Me, I hereby Wait a minute, I'm respectable? Since when? *stabs the Doppleganger in the face and kicks it a bit for good measure*
Fehw! What a relief! Wouldn't want to get a reputation for respectability, after all. What with the toting an octopus and all those years spent wearing a cloak, I've worked so hard to convey an air of eccentricity, which could be utterly ruined by respectability!
In other words - damned be the fingerless gloves that hit keys when I don't want them to and make me misspell simple words. Bleh.
I swear to Eru, StarClan, Glaux, Mithros, and any other deities not mentioned! Didn't we deal with one of you not a month back? *whack*whack*whack* Out, out, out! No imitating actual Boarders!
*sigh*
Now, where's that double-thick frying pan of mine? Ah, here it is...
*THWACK*
STOP IMITATING A RESPECTABLE PPC BOARDER!