I was unable to finish reading that awful thing. Hell, I wasn't even able to get through a MST. I had to read the sporkiste's comments and skip the story segments altogether.

... with the urine-drinking? I tried to read it a couple of times, but I could never get through it. All I remember is hearing second-hand about some kind of ceremony involving urine-drinking in it.

Reading through the author note now. Inner ear is ringing considerably, and that's only from *reading* the frakkin' thing. Have come across this gem:

"I was NEVER angry with the reviewers not liking the story, it’s how they handled themselves when leaving me the reviews. Getting riled up, ranting and raving, screaming and spitting nails over this story is what has caused me to get upset, not the fact that they didn’t like it."

This is coming from somebody who just posted a twenty-line rant against negative reviewers, COMPLETELY IN ALL CAPS? And she calls US immature.

I must be a masochist...I'm going back to it after this. *gaaaaaaaggg...*

or something like that. I've heard of this fic years ago, probably even before I heard of the PPC.

Not all fics are equally suited to turn in to missions. I think this one would be too bad to tackle; aside form the fact that it has already been tackled for sporking before.

I have been part of a group of people that have been doing an IRC MST of this fic. It's extremely disturbing. It starts with ten pages of "DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING" and "I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MY FIC" and then a preface and a preface to a preface. I love it because it communicates what a history the fic must already have, with people vehemently criticizing it already.

I mentioned in the essay discussion about some Mary Sues being conformist to traditional gender roles and from what I've seen, 'Jenna' fits this to a T. Her existence is at first empowered, as a travelling salesman (at the age of 14?!), but then her true happy life only begins once she finds a man she can marry and do lots of naughty business with.

PS. the wedding scene is hilarious. It reminds me of the weddings some fans have in real life. IRL it's just cute and a bit dorky, but in this fic and this context, it's disturbing. I forget but was the CAKE shaped like the frakking Tri-Force?

PPS. If you wanted to do an analysis of the sexual symbology (besides the obvious, painful sex scenes), you'd have a field day with the horses and the mounting and the everything. Well, they ARE dreams...

At the time of posting, I'm nearly halfway through this... this thing, this abominatioon.

I'm not really mentally stable enough to do this. I don't have the necessary calm of mind to read lines like "link let out an animal cry" and not imagine link screaming MOOOOOO and transforming into a giant cow beast. What is it about things like smashing cake into each other's faces like dumbasses that suethors find so appealing? That they think everyone finds appealing? and then there's things like "I nodded no" and the bit with the deku tree speaking in mangled ye olde englishe. I can't call it butchery, because that would be too violent for what is happening. All throughout this fic the author has... lovingly tortured the english language, cutting little pieces off with perfect precision and forging them into this guillotine for the soul.

And then they pee in a cup and drink it. Gah.

I've heard of this fic before, and it scares me. "Lucid dream" my left foot. Of course she can't just admit she has a crush on Link; at least most Suethors have that one lick of dignity.

Funny you should mention this fic. One of my sporkers (and potential Agent) is a grown up Link Junior. He has serious mother issues and a weak spot for Sue kids. (In that he feels bad for them, not in a molester-y type way.)