This one is Agent Whatever, here to spork you.

welcome 2 teh broad
cant say much here gotta go slit mai rists w/a steak

You beast, you fiend, you absolutely horrible person! How dare you! We will have your guts for this! Your entrails! Your intestines (both small and large), your innards, we shall tie NOOSES with them and lynch your internal organs for such a terrible deed!

Because THERE ARE NO JOKES SNOWFLAKES ON THIS BOARD.

This is a 'Board of temperatures strictly above freezing, and for insinuating (with absolutely horrendous spelling, MIGHT I ADD) that "flakes" of "snow" would be welcomed here-- nay, that they could BEFRIEND the obviously room-temperature posts of this forum-like-space...

WE SHALL HAVE YOUR INNARDS

is fanficland open yet? it seems a bit rley, but u never know rught? neway its so cool 2 meet u! I dn't know anything about Bleach, but harry potter's pretty cool,tho drago's mean! I don't now why ppl like him. but that's okay! Free xxpresson! woo!

XOX

Hello there! I have a special gift for you, complimentary of a business I'm well acquainted with (known as the Raven Armory). The gift is a pre-paid vacation to Spidren Caverns, where you can make arachnid friends and stay forever, even until your skeleton turns to dust!*

*Fire, antidotes, screaming, and any sort of weaponry whatsoever is prohibited from Spidren Caverns. Enjoy your stay!

I have a special message for you! Why don't you read it aloud? Here it is:

"Candle Jack"

...we all know what day it is.

RAN! TEH GAINT SPYDERS R CUMMIN TA *EET* UR *FACE!!!!!*

i no teh wiki is so awwsum isnt it!

meh ichigi is soooooo boring. yumi and byachan are liek way hotter and kewler and pretier. darco is hawt tho i agri.

i want 2 b ur fiend 2

If this is some kind of sick joke, It's pretty obvious...

If this isn't, I think someone had an epic misunderstanding of what we do here...

*sighs, then facepalms*

Ha ha ha ha ha, who ever did this has a great sense of humor. I wish it was me . . .

You did not read the wiki, it stands against everything you like.

We do not like OCs with Canons, because that breaks canon. Once again, we FIX and PROTECT canon.

We will never be good friends.

... that this is an elaborate continuation of the front page prank. Just for my sanity.

But anyways, I should come up with an item to give to people. I'm pretty sure you are going to be given a dump-truck full of punctuation, so I'll just give you 2 cents.