Subject: Re: hi
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Posted on: 2010-04-01 21:09:00 UTC
Hello there! I have a special gift for you, complimentary of a business I'm well acquainted with (known as the Raven Armory). The gift is a pre-paid vacation to Spidren Caverns, where you can make arachnid friends and stay forever, even until your skeleton turns to dust!*
*Fire, antidotes, screaming, and any sort of weaponry whatsoever is prohibited from Spidren Caverns. Enjoy your stay!
i saw ur wiki and i thot the stuff on ther lookd relly cool & I want 2 join up!
i luv ocs especilly when their paired w/ ~*~*~*~ichigo~*~*~*~ frum Bleach or draco from the hary potter movies cuz tom felton is so hot!!
i hope we can all b good freinds! ~^.^~
This one is Agent Whatever, here to spork you.
welcome 2 teh broad
cant say much here gotta go slit mai rists w/a steak
You beast, you fiend, you absolutely horrible person! How dare you! We will have your guts for this! Your entrails! Your intestines (both small and large), your innards, we shall tie NOOSES with them and lynch your internal organs for such a terrible deed!
Because THERE ARE NO JOKES SNOWFLAKES ON THIS BOARD.
This is a 'Board of temperatures strictly above freezing, and for insinuating (with absolutely horrendous spelling, MIGHT I ADD) that "flakes" of "snow" would be welcomed here-- nay, that they could BEFRIEND the obviously room-temperature posts of this forum-like-space...
WE SHALL HAVE YOUR INNARDS
is fanficland open yet? it seems a bit rley, but u never know rught? neway its so cool 2 meet u! I dn't know anything about Bleach, but harry potter's pretty cool,tho drago's mean! I don't now why ppl like him. but that's okay! Free xxpresson! woo!
XOX
Hello there! I have a special gift for you, complimentary of a business I'm well acquainted with (known as the Raven Armory). The gift is a pre-paid vacation to Spidren Caverns, where you can make arachnid friends and stay forever, even until your skeleton turns to dust!*
*Fire, antidotes, screaming, and any sort of weaponry whatsoever is prohibited from Spidren Caverns. Enjoy your stay!
I have a special message for you! Why don't you read it aloud? Here it is:
"Candle Jack"
...we all know what day it is.
Ugh, you know you're taking everything too seriously when you forget April Fools day exists...
... that the PPC sometimes has a sense of humour?
'strue!
hS
RAN! TEH GAINT SPYDERS R CUMMIN TA *EET* UR *FACE!!!!!*
...huh?
like in the harry potter movies? aragog was scary.
You confusd me. ^_^ that's ok tho.
Yes and no. Yes, because Aragog no likey you. No, because Shelob also no likey you. Run, girl, RUN!
i no teh wiki is so awwsum isnt it!
meh ichigi is soooooo boring. yumi and byachan are liek way hotter and kewler and pretier. darco is hawt tho i agri.
i want 2 b ur fiend 2
wut's teh mini fer HFA agin? I tink we jus gotta new 1.
If this is some kind of sick joke, It's pretty obvious...
If this isn't, I think someone had an epic misunderstanding of what we do here...
*sighs, then facepalms*
Ha ha ha ha ha, who ever did this has a great sense of humor. I wish it was me . . .
... and of course you realise that if it was you there is a high chance of your being lynched right?
. . . I'm glad I didn't do something like this. But I though you guys would have had a better sense of humor.
You did not read the wiki, it stands against everything you like.
We do not like OCs with Canons, because that breaks canon. Once again, we FIX and PROTECT canon.
We will never be good friends.
;_; why are oyu being so meen? i didnt do anything rong
Those tildes had families, you heartless murderess.
They get a bad rap even on a good day, what with no one knowing how to spell "asterisk." Fiend! *fist of rage!*
~Neshomeh
This is not the place for you. If you like shipping OCs and Canons, you won't be welcome around here, just saying.
my spelling is bad & i don't have spelchek. Im also dyslexic 2 & so it doesn't help. sorry. ;_;
but i like ocs and they arnt all bad! a lot can be relly cool!
and why wuld i not be welcom hear/
cos if we get a long wuld it stil be a problom?
... but I really doubt that dyslexia has any effect on your ability to properly punctuate and capitalize letters, nor affect your ability to type out certain words (specifically 'and') rather than substitute symbols or smaller mispelled words.
Dyslexia will not make it so that you misspell "because" as "cos."
... that this is an elaborate continuation of the front page prank. Just for my sanity.
But anyways, I should come up with an item to give to people. I'm pretty sure you are going to be given a dump-truck full of punctuation, so I'll just give you 2 cents.
wat do you meen? It wuz a prank???
and i'm srry for my spellng i kno its not very good but its cuz i don't hav spelchek & im dyslexic. also im typing tihs in class and i dont want to get caugt by my teach ^^;;;
Your suggested spell check is not working try this spell check
...that your "teach" did in fact catch you, judging by the way that sentence was cut off. TEH DETENSHUN ARE GONNA DIRVE U NUTS!