New girl introducing herself - PPC Posting Board

Subject: New girl introducing herself
Author: Italian for Grandma
Posted on: 2010-03-31 20:45:00 UTC

Hi. My name is Italian for Grandma. I'm not really a grandma (since I'm like, nineteen...) and I'm not completely Italian...it's a long story about a convoluted family nickname. The penname works though, so yippee!

I've been a silent fan of the PPC series for a while now, and I wanted to get a little more involved. So I posted a few new entries for the Unclaimed Badfic list (Redwall section) on the Wiki. Then I was directed here. I might decide to write a spin-off of my own, or I might remain a lurker...but either way, I thought it would be nice to know what all's going on.

So...hm, ran out of material there...what to end the post with, hmmmm...

ALOHA! *shrugs* I guess that works...

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New girl introducing herself by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 20:45:00 UTC

Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-04-02 21:54:00 UTC Reply
Welcome by DigitalSocrates on 2010-04-01 19:43:00 UTC Reply

Have my 2 cents.

Thank you. by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 20:05:00 UTC Reply

Have a quarter.

WELCOME, TO THE PPC! by Platinumyo on 2010-04-01 19:11:00 UTC Reply

Here's a very large egg. No idea what's in it. I hope you enjoy yourself here!

THANK YOU! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 20:05:00 UTC Reply

Heh, hope it's not a T-rex.

*beat*

I set myself up there, didn't I? And look, it's hatching. *flees*

Thank you, I'm sure I will.

Welcome by Meta on 2010-04-01 19:04:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a giant stuffed Emu. I still have a few left from the pack I picked up last month. I shall name him Ted.

Aww. by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 20:03:00 UTC Reply

Ted is cute! Thank you!

Re: Aww. by Meta on 2010-04-03 11:04:00 UTC Reply

He mostly eats apples spray painted orange. Just so you know how to look after him.

Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-04-01 18:00:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Transportation! I like! (nm) by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 20:02:00 UTC Reply

Have a Cheetah! (nm) by WikiMaster on 2010-04-01 13:22:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! (nm) by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 20:01:00 UTC Reply

YO by Maudlin Hart on 2010-04-01 13:01:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a crochet hook.

To you too! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 20:01:00 UTC Reply

Sanity? What sanity?

A crochet hook...not as good for hitting people on the head as knitting needles, but could work in gouging a Sue's sparkly eyes out. I thank you.

Ciao by The Suit on 2010-04-01 11:58:00 UTC Reply

Here's a [random generic item]. Use it well.

Aloha by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 19:58:00 UTC Reply

I certainly will. Once I decide what it is...

LE SPORK! HAHA!

Re: New girl introducing herself by Ethanthecrazy on 2010-04-01 06:48:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a watch that tells you what time it isn't. You may never know when you might need to know when now is not.

Practical. Me likes. (nm) by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 19:57:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome! by doctorlit on 2010-04-01 05:49:00 UTC Reply

Have a venomous arthropod (I'll even let you pick what kind)!

A giant scorpion! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 19:55:00 UTC Reply

'Cause I'm a wuss around spiders, but for some reason scorpions don't bother me as much.

And, like a certain Professor Jones once said, "With scorpions, the bigger the better."

Too true... by doctorlit on 2010-04-01 23:06:00 UTC Reply

Because the smaller ones usually have stronger venom!

First Fish! by Gandalf the Beige on 2010-04-01 02:53:00 UTC Reply

*holds up Tuna*

And if you ever eat in the cafeteria when this Muppet guy with human hands and an undecipherable accent is cooking, you might wind up sleeping with the fishes.

Te salute!

Te thanks! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 19:53:00 UTC Reply

Heehee, the Polish chef is my favorite! I'm still packing a sack lunch, though.

I thought it was the Swedish Chef. by Neshomeh on 2010-04-02 00:57:00 UTC Reply

Aside from that, hi! Welcome! Have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you*

~Neshomeh

First ketchup! by Tomato on 2010-04-01 02:13:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! I offer to you a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat, with Shakespearean lineage.

Ooh! Ketchup! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 19:51:00 UTC Reply

Thank you. I dearly love Shakespeare...when not reading the historical plays, that is. The coxcomb hat is awesome.

Hello! by Cinnia Aine on 2010-04-01 00:57:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield from the Raven Armory (it can't be Suefied and it also serves as a make-shift wall to block out Bad Things). Also, here is a bottle of bleeprin. A Redwall fan, then? Awesome! I'm a Redwall fan, too.

Hi! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 02:07:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! That shield will come in handy...and after reading a few of the missions in That Series, I think I already need the bleeprin. I shudder to think of what the actual *stories* look like.

Another Redwall fan! Well met, comrade-in-arms!

Welcome by Miah on 2010-04-01 00:14:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Hello! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-01 00:17:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! That scarf sounds lik it could double as a blanket (mmm, warm!) and I appreciate the jelly babies (mmm, sugary!).

Hewwo! by MAXinsanity on 2010-03-31 23:20:00 UTC Reply

Yay. More people.

Hi! (nm) by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 23:27:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! by OpinionedAngel on 2010-03-31 23:14:00 UTC Reply

Welcome newbie! Have some chocolate, won't you?

Thank you! I dare say I shall. Yum. (nm) by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 23:15:00 UTC Reply

First pineapple! by BattleHamster on 2010-03-31 23:06:00 UTC Reply

Hi, nice to meet you. What fandoms are you interested in?

Yum! Pineapple! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 23:14:00 UTC Reply

Nice to meet you too. Awesome penname, by the way.

My first fandom was Redwall, but I'm also interested in LOTR, Star Wars, Batman (DCAU), Batman (Nolan universe), and Phantom of the Opera. Among others...'m not too terribly picky.

Re: New girl introducing herself by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-03-31 22:39:00 UTC Reply

Greetings! Have a cupcake.

Thanks! I love cupcakes! (nm) by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 23:05:00 UTC Reply

Greetings by Barid on 2010-03-31 21:56:00 UTC Reply

Nice to meet you. Have a set of gelatinous, multi-sided random number generators.

COOL! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 23:06:00 UTC Reply

Random number generators rock my socks.

Right back atcha by terrofen on 2010-03-31 20:57:00 UTC Reply

Aloha totally works. On two levels even, because of the whole "it means hello and goodbye" thing.

Anyway, welcome to the community! Have a man-eating chair and a woman-eating vase! (It also eats people who pronounce it "vahse".)

... *shifty eyes* by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2010-03-31 22:34:00 UTC Reply

VAHSE!

*runs for the hills*

Oh no... by terrofen on 2010-03-31 22:46:00 UTC Reply

...what have you done!? NOOOOO!

*scampers*

(Just as justification...) by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2010-04-01 21:19:00 UTC Reply

That is how people pronounce it where I'm from.
Eheheheh... by Italian for Grandma on 2010-03-31 23:08:00 UTC Reply

*runs* BUT I PRONOUNCED IT VAYS! VAYHAYHAYS!