Subject: A giant scorpion!
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Posted on: 2010-04-01 19:55:00 UTC
'Cause I'm a wuss around spiders, but for some reason scorpions don't bother me as much.
And, like a certain Professor Jones once said, "With scorpions, the bigger the better."
Hi. My name is Italian for Grandma. I'm not really a grandma (since I'm like, nineteen...) and I'm not completely Italian...it's a long story about a convoluted family nickname. The penname works though, so yippee!
I've been a silent fan of the PPC series for a while now, and I wanted to get a little more involved. So I posted a few new entries for the Unclaimed Badfic list (Redwall section) on the Wiki. Then I was directed here. I might decide to write a spin-off of my own, or I might remain a lurker...but either way, I thought it would be nice to know what all's going on.
So...hm, ran out of material there...what to end the post with, hmmmm...
ALOHA! *shrugs* I guess that works...
Have my 2 cents.
Have a quarter.
Here's a very large egg. No idea what's in it. I hope you enjoy yourself here!
Heh, hope it's not a T-rex.
*beat*
I set myself up there, didn't I? And look, it's hatching. *flees*
Thank you, I'm sure I will.
Here, have a giant stuffed Emu. I still have a few left from the pack I picked up last month. I shall name him Ted.
Fair winds!
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a crochet hook.
Sanity? What sanity?
A crochet hook...not as good for hitting people on the head as knitting needles, but could work in gouging a Sue's sparkly eyes out. I thank you.
Here's a [random generic item]. Use it well.
I certainly will. Once I decide what it is...
LE SPORK! HAHA!
Here, have a watch that tells you what time it isn't. You may never know when you might need to know when now is not.
Have a venomous arthropod (I'll even let you pick what kind)!
'Cause I'm a wuss around spiders, but for some reason scorpions don't bother me as much.
And, like a certain Professor Jones once said, "With scorpions, the bigger the better."
Because the smaller ones usually have stronger venom!
*holds up Tuna*
And if you ever eat in the cafeteria when this Muppet guy with human hands and an undecipherable accent is cooking, you might wind up sleeping with the fishes.
Te salute!
Heehee, the Polish chef is my favorite! I'm still packing a sack lunch, though.
Aside from that, hi! Welcome! Have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you*
~Neshomeh
Welcome to the PPC! I offer to you a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat, with Shakespearean lineage.
Thank you. I dearly love Shakespeare...when not reading the historical plays, that is. The coxcomb hat is awesome.
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield from the Raven Armory (it can't be Suefied and it also serves as a make-shift wall to block out Bad Things). Also, here is a bottle of bleeprin. A Redwall fan, then? Awesome! I'm a Redwall fan, too.
Thank you! That shield will come in handy...and after reading a few of the missions in That Series, I think I already need the bleeprin. I shudder to think of what the actual *stories* look like.
Another Redwall fan! Well met, comrade-in-arms!
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
Thank you! That scarf sounds lik it could double as a blanket (mmm, warm!) and I appreciate the jelly babies (mmm, sugary!).
Yay. More people.
Welcome newbie! Have some chocolate, won't you?
Hi, nice to meet you. What fandoms are you interested in?
Nice to meet you too. Awesome penname, by the way.
My first fandom was Redwall, but I'm also interested in LOTR, Star Wars, Batman (DCAU), Batman (Nolan universe), and Phantom of the Opera. Among others...'m not too terribly picky.
Greetings! Have a cupcake.
Nice to meet you. Have a set of gelatinous, multi-sided random number generators.
Aloha totally works. On two levels even, because of the whole "it means hello and goodbye" thing.
Anyway, welcome to the community! Have a man-eating chair and a woman-eating vase! (It also eats people who pronounce it "vahse".)
VAHSE!
*runs for the hills*
...what have you done!? NOOOOO!
*scampers*
That is how people pronounce it where I'm from.
*runs* BUT I PRONOUNCED IT VAYS! VAYHAYHAYS!