Subject: I thought it was the Swedish Chef.
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Posted on: 2010-04-02 00:57:00 UTC
Aside from that, hi! Welcome! Have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you*
~Neshomeh
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New girl introducing herself by
on 2010-03-31 20:45:00 UTC
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Hi. My name is Italian for Grandma. I'm not really a grandma (since I'm like, nineteen...) and I'm not completely Italian...it's a long story about a convoluted family nickname. The penname works though, so yippee!
I've been a silent fan of the PPC series for a while now, and I wanted to get a little more involved. So I posted a few new entries for the Unclaimed Badfic list (Redwall section) on the Wiki. Then I was directed here. I might decide to write a spin-off of my own, or I might remain a lurker...but either way, I thought it would be nice to know what all's going on.
So...hm, ran out of material there...what to end the post with, hmmmm...
ALOHA! *shrugs* I guess that works... -
Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm) by
on 2010-04-02 21:54:00 UTC
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Welcome by
on 2010-04-01 19:43:00 UTC
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Have my 2 cents.
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Thank you. by
on 2010-04-01 20:05:00 UTC
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Have a quarter.
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WELCOME, TO THE PPC! by
on 2010-04-01 19:11:00 UTC
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Here's a very large egg. No idea what's in it. I hope you enjoy yourself here!
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THANK YOU! by
on 2010-04-01 20:05:00 UTC
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Heh, hope it's not a T-rex.
*beat*
I set myself up there, didn't I? And look, it's hatching. *flees*
Thank you, I'm sure I will. -
Welcome by
on 2010-04-01 19:04:00 UTC
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Here, have a giant stuffed Emu. I still have a few left from the pack I picked up last month. I shall name him Ted.
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-04-01 18:00:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
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Transportation! I like! (nm) by
on 2010-04-01 20:02:00 UTC
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Have a Cheetah! (nm) by
on 2010-04-01 13:22:00 UTC
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Thanks! (nm) by
on 2010-04-01 20:01:00 UTC
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YO by
on 2010-04-01 13:01:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a crochet hook.
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To you too! by
on 2010-04-01 20:01:00 UTC
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Sanity? What sanity?
A crochet hook...not as good for hitting people on the head as knitting needles, but could work in gouging a Sue's sparkly eyes out. I thank you. -
Ciao by
on 2010-04-01 11:58:00 UTC
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Here's a [random generic item]. Use it well.
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Aloha by
on 2010-04-01 19:58:00 UTC
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I certainly will. Once I decide what it is...
LE SPORK! HAHA! -
Re: New girl introducing herself by
on 2010-04-01 06:48:00 UTC
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Here, have a watch that tells you what time it isn't. You may never know when you might need to know when now is not.
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Practical. Me likes. (nm) by
on 2010-04-01 19:57:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome! by
on 2010-04-01 05:49:00 UTC
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Have a venomous arthropod (I'll even let you pick what kind)!
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A giant scorpion! by
on 2010-04-01 19:55:00 UTC
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'Cause I'm a wuss around spiders, but for some reason scorpions don't bother me as much.
And, like a certain Professor Jones once said, "With scorpions, the bigger the better." -
Too true... by
on 2010-04-01 23:06:00 UTC
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Because the smaller ones usually have stronger venom!
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First Fish! by
on 2010-04-01 02:53:00 UTC
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*holds up Tuna*
And if you ever eat in the cafeteria when this Muppet guy with human hands and an undecipherable accent is cooking, you might wind up sleeping with the fishes.
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Te thanks! by
on 2010-04-01 19:53:00 UTC
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Heehee, the Polish chef is my favorite! I'm still packing a sack lunch, though.
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I thought it was the Swedish Chef. by
on 2010-04-02 00:57:00 UTC
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Aside from that, hi! Welcome! Have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you*
~Neshomeh -
First ketchup! by
on 2010-04-01 02:13:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! I offer to you a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat, with Shakespearean lineage.
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Ooh! Ketchup! by
on 2010-04-01 19:51:00 UTC
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Thank you. I dearly love Shakespeare...when not reading the historical plays, that is. The coxcomb hat is awesome.
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Hello! by
on 2010-04-01 00:57:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield from the Raven Armory (it can't be Suefied and it also serves as a make-shift wall to block out Bad Things). Also, here is a bottle of bleeprin. A Redwall fan, then? Awesome! I'm a Redwall fan, too.
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Hi! by
on 2010-04-01 02:07:00 UTC
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Thank you! That shield will come in handy...and after reading a few of the missions in That Series, I think I already need the bleeprin. I shudder to think of what the actual *stories* look like.
Another Redwall fan! Well met, comrade-in-arms! -
Welcome by
on 2010-04-01 00:14:00 UTC
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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use themIRresponsibly! -
Hello! by
on 2010-04-01 00:17:00 UTC
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Thank you! That scarf sounds lik it could double as a blanket (mmm, warm!) and I appreciate the jelly babies (mmm, sugary!).
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Hewwo! by
on 2010-03-31 23:20:00 UTC
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Yay. More people.
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Welcome! by
on 2010-03-31 23:14:00 UTC
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Welcome newbie! Have some chocolate, won't you?
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Thank you! I dare say I shall. Yum. (nm) by
on 2010-03-31 23:15:00 UTC
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First pineapple! by
on 2010-03-31 23:06:00 UTC
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Hi, nice to meet you. What fandoms are you interested in?
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Yum! Pineapple! by
on 2010-03-31 23:14:00 UTC
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Nice to meet you too. Awesome penname, by the way.
My first fandom was Redwall, but I'm also interested in LOTR, Star Wars, Batman (DCAU), Batman (Nolan universe), and Phantom of the Opera. Among others...'m not too terribly picky. -
Re: New girl introducing herself by
on 2010-03-31 22:39:00 UTC
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Greetings! Have a cupcake.
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Thanks! I love cupcakes! (nm) by
on 2010-03-31 23:05:00 UTC
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Greetings by
on 2010-03-31 21:56:00 UTC
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Nice to meet you. Have a set of gelatinous, multi-sided random number generators.
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Right back atcha by
on 2010-03-31 20:57:00 UTC
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Aloha totally works. On two levels even, because of the whole "it means hello and goodbye" thing.
Anyway, welcome to the community! Have a man-eating chair and a woman-eating vase! (It also eats people who pronounce it "vahse".) -
... *shifty eyes* by
on 2010-03-31 22:34:00 UTC
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VAHSE!
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Oh no... by
on 2010-03-31 22:46:00 UTC
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...what have you done!? NOOOOO!
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(Just as justification...) by
on 2010-04-01 21:19:00 UTC
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That is how people pronounce it where I'm from.
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Eheheheh... by
on 2010-03-31 23:08:00 UTC
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*runs* BUT I PRONOUNCED IT VAYS! VAYHAYHAYS!