Fair winds! Careful, the ship is sentient.

So, no bumper stickers here, but I do have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Hello hello hello! Have a Hermione Granger Beaded Purse, I can tell you need it by now.

I heard you like bumper stickers, but I like venomous arthropods, so here is a tarantula for you.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your insanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.
Ah, it's delightful to see a fellow Harry Potter, Discworld, Hellsing, Twilight-bashing, and Fullmetal Alchemist fan. So here's some virtual pocky.

Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Have fun! Be sure to use the scarf irresponsibly

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a sabre from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Yay for Goodfic! (I used to read Chibi Vampire, but it sort of got pushed aside by Harry Potter and Tortall.) Also, since you asked, here's a complimentary "Raven Armory: Undercover Anti-Sue Resistance" bumper sticker. :D

Welcome to the insanity, we don't bite much.

Here, have a pet mongoose (which can be picked up from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC# 2816), and a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles.

Elcalion

Have an Excalibur replica!

No chatspeak on your Bumper Sticker, though, as I'm allergic to it.

I know Neshomeh said the Links appear several times on the Board anyway, but I feel everyone should be offered them specially, as part of the welcome package.

Firstly, there's The Original PPC Series, which I'm assuming you've already read. Linked up top here is the The Board Constitution, and there's an FAQ For the Board if you have any questions on that front. Another very useful page is the List of Everything PPC. Please also take the time to look through our PPC Wiki, particularly the Permission articleGuide To The PPC, the Mission Writing Guide and the FAQ: For Newbies.


I also give you a fluffy slipper. Use it well.

I would express my shock, but I might drop my elegant bone-china teacup...

Just kidding, of course. Memes are welcome here, as are crazy people. Welcome to the crazy, someone will be along to collect your sanity shortly.

*gives alliriyan_scribe a molybdenum spork*

*pokes*

Your bumper sticker says "I can haz Bleeprin?" Wear it with pride.

So, about this goodfic. Would you happen to have links to it? 'Cause we can always use more goodfic. {= )

Anyway, welcome!

~Neshomeh, foregoing the usual links because they're in at least three other places down the board.

Yay, Buffy!I haven't read any good Buffy fic since, well, ever. (I have high standards for fiction, particularly in my favorite fandom.)

Being slightly insane helps here, you know.

Here's a complimentary red pen. *tosses* Welcome!

(Psst...you might want to have a little disclaimer for your chatspeak. Since it's your first post, the people here might think you actually write like that.)

~Araeph

Welcome! And yes, Araeph goes by the same name here.

I don't hand out any bumper stickers, but I can give you a nice stuffed panda that eats, shoots and leaves. :D