Subject: Welcome, new friend!
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Posted on: 2010-03-13 01:05:00 UTC
I heard you like bumper stickers, but I like venomous arthropods, so here is a tarantula for you.
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So i herd u liek bumper stickers - newbie =) by
on 2010-03-12 04:00:00 UTC
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I was told to come here by Araeph, and I hope she has the same name round here. Or you might think I'm mad! (Shock! Horror!)
I come bearing goodfic! Including such foodstuffs as Bleach, Harry Potter, X-men, Buffy, - let me find my list here - Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Discworld, Hellsing, Song of the Lioness, Mulan, Soul Eater, Twilight-bashing, Chibi Vampire, Fullmetal Alchemist, Labyrinth, and Black Lagoon.
The list of future fandoms is about three times longer. >.> It does indeed include Firefly, but I must admit the only idea I ever had for LOTR was about Entwives. I struggle to see one of those as an Ent-Sue, so I'm afraid she may not be used as firewood.
So...how 'bout dem bumper stickers? 8 ) -
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-03-20 19:20:00 UTC
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Fair winds! Careful, the ship is sentient.
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Welcome by
on 2010-03-14 17:28:00 UTC
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So, no bumper stickers here, but I do have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies
Please use themIRresponsibly! -
Re: So i herd u liek bumper stickers - newbie =) by
on 2010-03-13 14:55:00 UTC
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Hello hello hello! Have a Hermione Granger Beaded Purse, I can tell you need it by now.
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Hammerspace! by
on 2010-03-13 14:57:00 UTC
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Yay, a hammerspace bag! Now I can take on Mary Poppins!
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Re: Hammerspace! by
on 2010-03-14 14:44:00 UTC
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Bad scribe! No attacking nannies! (Unless they're sues.)
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Welcome, new friend! by
on 2010-03-13 01:05:00 UTC
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I heard you like bumper stickers, but I like venomous arthropods, so here is a tarantula for you.
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herro by
on 2010-03-13 00:18:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your insanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.
Ah, it's delightful to see a fellow Harry Potter, Discworld, Hellsing, Twilight-bashing, and Fullmetal Alchemist fan. So here's some virtual pocky. -
Thanks! ^_^ by
on 2010-03-13 00:34:00 UTC
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May I request that Inheritance is read to test its Voldie-Sue factor and whether I defeated the extreme badfic potential?
Discworld is love. =D -
Welcom by
on 2010-03-12 19:54:00 UTC
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Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Have fun! Be sure to use the scarfirresponsibly -
I'm guessing... by
on 2010-03-12 20:14:00 UTC
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... that you guys have some kind of random word generator that comes up with your newbie gift ideas.
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Re: I'm guessing... by
on 2010-03-13 14:51:00 UTC
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Only if they only use it once. I got the same thing. It's very warm.
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Nope by
on 2010-03-13 04:17:00 UTC
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I like the 4th Dr. Therefore, I give his favorite candy and a replica scarf.
Besides, it gives my agent something to do when she has down time to knit all those scarfs. :D -
Actually... by
on 2010-03-13 01:31:00 UTC
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Not really. We just sort of pick something to give the newbies and stick with it. For example, I like Tamora Pierce's Tortall Universe, and as such I also like the Raven Armory. As such, I give newbies items from the Raven Armory. So, no, I didn't use a random word generator. I'm not sure about everyone else, though. *shifty eyes* It's all in good fun.
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Re: Actually... by
on 2010-03-13 02:02:00 UTC
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I would give a plotbunny and a Devil's Fruit. =D
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Can't believe I managed to misspell "Welcome" *eyeroll* (nm) by
on 2010-03-12 19:59:00 UTC
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Let's get down to business. by
on 2010-03-12 21:41:00 UTC
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The fluffy slipper goes to Carera for beating up her family with.
The scarf and jellybabies become a Sue snare trap.
The bamboo is used to fend off Panda when he gets too trigger-happy.
And the profiteroles were eaten about two seconds after I read the word. YUM. -
Hello! by
on 2010-03-12 12:26:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's a sabre from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Yay for Goodfic! (I used to read Chibi Vampire, but it sort of got pushed aside by Harry Potter and Tortall.) Also, since you asked, here's a complimentary "Raven Armory: Undercover Anti-Sue Resistance" bumper sticker. :D
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O RLY? by
on 2010-03-12 12:23:00 UTC
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Welcome to the insanity, we don't bite much.
Here, have a pet mongoose (which can be picked up from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC# 2816), and a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles.
Elcalion -
No bumper stickers, but I have my own gift. by
on 2010-03-12 11:53:00 UTC
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Have an Excalibur replica!
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Welcome! Have a DMS Bumper Sticker - and LINKS! by
on 2010-03-12 10:58:00 UTC
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No chatspeak on your Bumper Sticker, though, as I'm allergic to it.
I know Neshomeh said the Links appear several times on the Board anyway, but I feel everyone should be offered them specially, as part of the welcome package.
Firstly, there's The Original PPC Series, which I'm assuming you've already read. Linked up top here is the The Board Constitution, and there's an FAQ For the Board if you have any questions on that front. Another very useful page is the List of Everything PPC. Please also take the time to look through our PPC Wiki, particularly the Permission articleGuide To The PPC, the Mission Writing Guide and the FAQ: For Newbies.
I also give you a fluffy slipper. Use it well. -
MOAR business! by
on 2010-03-12 21:45:00 UTC
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*sticks bumper sticker to forehead* Ich werde mein Sticker mit Stolz tragen!
Names mongoose Rikki Tikki Tavi and tosses it at Voldemort.
Adds Raven Armoury (drool) sabre to pirate outfit.
Stares at bleeprin in fear and ignorance, then hides it under the nearest pillow where it can attack the unsuspecting. -
points at clear short term memory loss by
on 2010-03-12 21:48:00 UTC
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Excalibur replica... are we talking ye olde, FF pwner sword, Fate Stay Night style or the dancing moomin Excalibur from Soul Eater?
I'll take all! 8D -
Bumper stickers and bad grammar! Surely not? by
on 2010-03-12 05:10:00 UTC
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I would express my shock, but I might drop my elegant bone-china teacup...
Just kidding, of course. Memes are welcome here, as are crazy people. Welcome to the crazy, someone will be along to collect your sanity shortly.
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*sticks on a bumper sticker* Also, first poke! by
on 2010-03-12 05:06:00 UTC
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*pokes*
Your bumper sticker says "I can haz Bleeprin?" Wear it with pride.
So, about this goodfic. Would you happen to have links to it? 'Cause we can always use more goodfic. {= )
Anyway, welcome!
~Neshomeh, foregoing the usual links because they're in at least three other places down the board. -
Goodfic links - we can but hope... by
on 2010-03-12 11:13:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/u/432212/Alliriyan
There. Somewhere underneath the giant heap of bunnies, you may find the actual writing. I'm uh, afraid that anything after the cursed chapter 3 got nibbled away by internet rats, however...yep.
I guess you'd be most interested in the anti-Sue ones, the attempt at writing a Voldemort's daughter fic well (I like challenges) and Hell Butterfly, for it is Bleach, and long, and not abandoned! -
Re: So i herd u liek bumper stickers - newbie =) by
on 2010-03-12 04:52:00 UTC
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Yay, Buffy!I haven't read any good Buffy fic since, well, ever. (I have high standards for fiction, particularly in my favorite fandom.)
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Actually, we just think you're mad on principle. by
on 2010-03-12 04:50:00 UTC
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Being slightly insane helps here, you know.
Here's a complimentary red pen. *tosses* Welcome!
(Psst...you might want to have a little disclaimer for your chatspeak. Since it's your first post, the people here might think you actually write like that.)
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U herd rite. by
on 2010-03-12 04:26:00 UTC
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Welcome! And yes, Araeph goes by the same name here.
I don't hand out any bumper stickers, but I can give you a nice stuffed panda that eats, shoots and leaves. :D -
Re: U herd rite. by
on 2010-03-12 05:47:00 UTC
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Oi, as a panda, I resemble the gift!
Anyway, have some bamboo to go with it. Be careful it doesn't bite you. -
Pandas + Pens = Perfection by
on 2010-03-12 05:01:00 UTC
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Funnily enough, I was reading that book today. ^_^
I shall give my red pen to my grammar-nazi panda, and he shall cross out all my chatspeak for me. =D