O RLY?

Subject: O RLY?
Author: Elcalion
Posted on: 2010-03-12 12:23:00 UTC

Welcome to the insanity, we don't bite much.

Here, have a pet mongoose (which can be picked up from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC# 2816), and a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles.

Elcalion

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So i herd u liek bumper stickers - newbie =) by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-12 04:00:00 UTC Reply

I was told to come here by Araeph, and I hope she has the same name round here. Or you might think I'm mad! (Shock! Horror!)

I come bearing goodfic! Including such foodstuffs as Bleach, Harry Potter, X-men, Buffy, - let me find my list here - Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Discworld, Hellsing, Song of the Lioness, Mulan, Soul Eater, Twilight-bashing, Chibi Vampire, Fullmetal Alchemist, Labyrinth, and Black Lagoon.

The list of future fandoms is about three times longer. >.> It does indeed include Firefly, but I must admit the only idea I ever had for LOTR was about Entwives. I struggle to see one of those as an Ent-Sue, so I'm afraid she may not be used as firewood.

So...how 'bout dem bumper stickers? 8 )

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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-03-20 19:20:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds! Careful, the ship is sentient.
Welcome by Miah on 2010-03-14 17:28:00 UTC Reply

So, no bumper stickers here, but I do have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies

Please use them IRresponsibly!
Re: So i herd u liek bumper stickers - newbie =) by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-03-13 14:55:00 UTC Reply

Hello hello hello! Have a Hermione Granger Beaded Purse, I can tell you need it by now.

Hammerspace! by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-13 14:57:00 UTC Reply

Yay, a hammerspace bag! Now I can take on Mary Poppins!

Re: Hammerspace! by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-03-14 14:44:00 UTC Reply

Bad scribe! No attacking nannies! (Unless they're sues.)

Welcome, new friend! by doctorlit on 2010-03-13 01:05:00 UTC Reply

I heard you like bumper stickers, but I like venomous arthropods, so here is a tarantula for you.
herro by Maudlin Hart on 2010-03-13 00:18:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your insanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.
Ah, it's delightful to see a fellow Harry Potter, Discworld, Hellsing, Twilight-bashing, and Fullmetal Alchemist fan. So here's some virtual pocky.

Thanks! ^_^ by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-13 00:34:00 UTC Reply

May I request that Inheritance is read to test its Voldie-Sue factor and whether I defeated the extreme badfic potential?

Discworld is love. =D

Welcom by Miah on 2010-03-12 19:54:00 UTC Reply

Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Have fun! Be sure to use the scarf irresponsibly

I'm guessing... by DigitalSocrates on 2010-03-12 20:14:00 UTC Reply

... that you guys have some kind of random word generator that comes up with your newbie gift ideas.

Re: I'm guessing... by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-03-13 14:51:00 UTC Reply

Only if they only use it once. I got the same thing. It's very warm.
Nope by Miah on 2010-03-13 04:17:00 UTC Reply

I like the 4th Dr. Therefore, I give his favorite candy and a replica scarf.

Besides, it gives my agent something to do when she has down time to knit all those scarfs. :D
Actually... by Cinnia Aine on 2010-03-13 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Not really. We just sort of pick something to give the newbies and stick with it. For example, I like Tamora Pierce's Tortall Universe, and as such I also like the Raven Armory. As such, I give newbies items from the Raven Armory. So, no, I didn't use a random word generator. I'm not sure about everyone else, though. *shifty eyes* It's all in good fun.

Re: Actually... by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-13 02:02:00 UTC Reply

I would give a plotbunny and a Devil's Fruit. =D

Can't believe I managed to misspell "Welcome" *eyeroll* (nm) by Miah on 2010-03-12 19:59:00 UTC Reply

Let's get down to business. by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-12 21:41:00 UTC Reply

The fluffy slipper goes to Carera for beating up her family with.

The scarf and jellybabies become a Sue snare trap.

The bamboo is used to fend off Panda when he gets too trigger-happy.

And the profiteroles were eaten about two seconds after I read the word. YUM.

Hello! by Cinnia Aine on 2010-03-12 12:26:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a sabre from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Yay for Goodfic! (I used to read Chibi Vampire, but it sort of got pushed aside by Harry Potter and Tortall.) Also, since you asked, here's a complimentary "Raven Armory: Undercover Anti-Sue Resistance" bumper sticker. :D
O RLY? by Elcalion on 2010-03-12 12:23:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the insanity, we don't bite much.

Here, have a pet mongoose (which can be picked up from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC# 2816), and a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles.

Elcalion
No bumper stickers, but I have my own gift. by WikiMaster on 2010-03-12 11:53:00 UTC Reply

Have an Excalibur replica!
Welcome! Have a DMS Bumper Sticker - and LINKS! by Sedri on 2010-03-12 10:58:00 UTC Reply

No chatspeak on your Bumper Sticker, though, as I'm allergic to it.

I know Neshomeh said the Links appear several times on the Board anyway, but I feel everyone should be offered them specially, as part of the welcome package.

Firstly, there's The Original PPC Series, which I'm assuming you've already read. Linked up top here is the The Board Constitution, and there's an FAQ For the Board if you have any questions on that front. Another very useful page is the List of Everything PPC. Please also take the time to look through our PPC Wiki, particularly the Permission articleGuide To The PPC, the Mission Writing Guide and the FAQ: For Newbies.

I also give you a fluffy slipper. Use it well.

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MOAR business! by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-12 21:45:00 UTC Reply

*sticks bumper sticker to forehead* Ich werde mein Sticker mit Stolz tragen!

Names mongoose Rikki Tikki Tavi and tosses it at Voldemort.

Adds Raven Armoury (drool) sabre to pirate outfit.

Stares at bleeprin in fear and ignorance, then hides it under the nearest pillow where it can attack the unsuspecting.

points at clear short term memory loss by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-12 21:48:00 UTC Reply

Excalibur replica... are we talking ye olde, FF pwner sword, Fate Stay Night style or the dancing moomin Excalibur from Soul Eater?

I'll take all! 8D

Bumper stickers and bad grammar! Surely not? by Techno-Dann on 2010-03-12 05:10:00 UTC Reply

I would express my shock, but I might drop my elegant bone-china teacup...

Just kidding, of course. Memes are welcome here, as are crazy people. Welcome to the crazy, someone will be along to collect your sanity shortly.

*gives alliriyan_scribe a molybdenum spork*
*sticks on a bumper sticker* Also, first poke! by Neshomeh on 2010-03-12 05:06:00 UTC Reply

*pokes*

Your bumper sticker says "I can haz Bleeprin?" Wear it with pride.

So, about this goodfic. Would you happen to have links to it? 'Cause we can always use more goodfic. {= )

Anyway, welcome!

~Neshomeh, foregoing the usual links because they're in at least three other places down the board.

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Goodfic links - we can but hope... by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-12 11:13:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/432212/Alliriyan

There. Somewhere underneath the giant heap of bunnies, you may find the actual writing. I'm uh, afraid that anything after the cursed chapter 3 got nibbled away by internet rats, however...yep.

I guess you'd be most interested in the anti-Sue ones, the attempt at writing a Voldemort's daughter fic well (I like challenges) and Hell Butterfly, for it is Bleach, and long, and not abandoned!

Re: So i herd u liek bumper stickers - newbie =) by terrofen on 2010-03-12 04:52:00 UTC Reply

Yay, Buffy!I haven't read any good Buffy fic since, well, ever. (I have high standards for fiction, particularly in my favorite fandom.)
Actually, we just think you're mad on principle. by Araeph on 2010-03-12 04:50:00 UTC Reply

Being slightly insane helps here, you know.

Here's a complimentary red pen. *tosses* Welcome!

(Psst...you might want to have a little disclaimer for your chatspeak. Since it's your first post, the people here might think you actually write like that.)

~Araeph

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U herd rite. by Gen on 2010-03-12 04:26:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! And yes, Araeph goes by the same name here.

I don't hand out any bumper stickers, but I can give you a nice stuffed panda that eats, shoots and leaves. :D

Re: U herd rite. by Data Junkie on 2010-03-12 05:47:00 UTC Reply

Oi, as a panda, I resemble the gift!

Anyway, have some bamboo to go with it. Be careful it doesn't bite you.
Pandas + Pens = Perfection by alliriyan_scribe on 2010-03-12 05:01:00 UTC Reply

Funnily enough, I was reading that book today. ^_^

I shall give my red pen to my grammar-nazi panda, and he shall cross out all my chatspeak for me. =D