Subject: entertaining sue poem
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Posted on: 2010-01-09 06:29:00 UTC
Recipe for a Mary Sue. Entertaining, if not particularly poetic, and entirely accurate.
--anamia
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entertaining sue poem by
on 2010-01-09 06:29:00 UTC
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once more, with a link! by
on 2010-01-09 06:39:00 UTC
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Recipe for a Mary Sue
Mkay, there we go. Stupid me, mixing up html and forum codes. -sigh-
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*snicker* We should take that literally. by
on 2010-01-09 23:20:00 UTC
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Somewhere in PPC HQ there must be some sort of kitchen. Interesting assasination method, anyone? We'll cut up the Sue for ingredients ;p
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Re: *snicker* We should take that literally. by
on 2010-01-12 13:07:00 UTC
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There is a Mini-Balrog cookbook where every dish requires pieces of a Sue (on the topic of chopping a Sue for ingredients).
Can be found here: http://www.freewebs.com/wildrose68/MiniBalrog%20Cookbook.htm -
Sounds more like a factory thing by
on 2010-01-10 03:41:00 UTC
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Maybe they need the parts.
On the other hand, they could be taken in for experimentation. Any mad scientist types around HQ?
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There is the Department Of Mary Sue Experiments by
on 2010-01-10 05:39:00 UTC
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I know that Makari once wrote a charming little piece on the subject. Take a look - http://www.freewebs.com/rcphi/interludea.htm
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Re: There is the Department Of Mary Sue Experiments by
on 2010-01-10 06:02:00 UTC
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Hehe. That was great. Considering the character of most agents, I can totally see a little known Department devoted entirely to experimentation. Besides, if Vambiolaria ever manages to sneak into HQ, it could be used to find a cure. Or you could sell your findings to HFA.
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I've got "A Little Priest" stuck in my head now. (nm) by
on 2010-01-10 00:09:00 UTC
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Oo, how fitting! A great song. by
on 2010-01-10 03:27:00 UTC
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There ought to be a PPC version of those lyrics.
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Shall I write it? (nm) by
on 2010-01-11 12:56:00 UTC
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If you like, sure. (nm) by
on 2010-01-11 22:02:00 UTC
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My favorite line: by
on 2010-01-09 15:46:00 UTC
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"...your choice of color, but must be either black or blonde."
It kind of sums up the general unoriginality that plagues these types of characters. -
Re: My favorite line: by
on 2010-01-09 22:49:00 UTC
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Ditto. But it wouldn't be just blonde or black it would be glistening golden cascades or sleek black locks. You’ve got to love suethors sometimes XD
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A good one. by
on 2010-01-09 11:30:00 UTC
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The author's right, you know. Mary Sues do contain high amounts of Cholesterol.