Subject: *snicker* We should take that literally.
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Posted on: 2010-01-09 23:20:00 UTC
Somewhere in PPC HQ there must be some sort of kitchen. Interesting assasination method, anyone? We'll cut up the Sue for ingredients ;p
Recipe for a Mary Sue. Entertaining, if not particularly poetic, and entirely accurate.
--anamia
Recipe for a Mary Sue
Mkay, there we go. Stupid me, mixing up html and forum codes. -sigh-
--anamia
Somewhere in PPC HQ there must be some sort of kitchen. Interesting assasination method, anyone? We'll cut up the Sue for ingredients ;p
There is a Mini-Balrog cookbook where every dish requires pieces of a Sue (on the topic of chopping a Sue for ingredients).
Can be found here: http://www.freewebs.com/wildrose68/MiniBalrog%20Cookbook.htm
Maybe they need the parts.
On the other hand, they could be taken in for experimentation. Any mad scientist types around HQ?
--anamia
I know that Makari once wrote a charming little piece on the subject. Take a look - http://www.freewebs.com/rcphi/interludea.htm
Hehe. That was great. Considering the character of most agents, I can totally see a little known Department devoted entirely to experimentation. Besides, if Vambiolaria ever manages to sneak into HQ, it could be used to find a cure. Or you could sell your findings to HFA.
--anamia
There ought to be a PPC version of those lyrics.
"...your choice of color, but must be either black or blonde."
It kind of sums up the general unoriginality that plagues these types of characters.
Ditto. But it wouldn't be just blonde or black it would be glistening golden cascades or sleek black locks. You’ve got to love suethors sometimes XD
The author's right, you know. Mary Sues do contain high amounts of Cholesterol.