Subject: On the ninth day of Christmas
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Posted on: 2009-12-02 03:58:00 UTC
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Nine stupid songfics
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
...one single glistening tear
Who wants to go next?
... Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
Good idea. ^_^
~Neshomeh
On the third day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
Very good idea. :)
- Sedri
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
Can you tell that I dislike people who misquote the Lord Of The Rings poem by accident?
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Nine stupid songfics
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Ten random tense shifts
Nine stupid songfics
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Eleven evil twins,
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
Once this is finished, someone should really sing it and distribute the recording.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a Suethor gave to me
Twelve vamps a-sparkling,
Eleven evil twins,
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening teeeeeear!
Excellent! Now we shall sing it as we march against the Suethors!
May I add this to the PPC Holiday Songbook?
~Neshomeh
Excellent idea! I'm glad everyone had fun with it.
Although... can I make a slight alteration to my line? I seem to have the wrong syllable count compared to everyone else. Can you make it "Three blue unicorns"?
/ Three / Fre // ench / hens /
/ Three / un // i / corns /
It'll still work if you change it, though; it just makes for a divided beat:
/ Three // blue / un // i / corns /
I had to divide a beat for mine, too:
/ Two / tur // tle / doves /
/ Two / mi // ni / Bal // rogs /
So, either way. {= )
~Neshomeh, who hopes her attempts at syllabic notation make sense.
It's just that I was seeing so many divided beats that I thought maybe you're all thinking of a different version (or that my memory is off, given that I've heard the song all of once).
... That, and everyone else was more creative than me ;) So whatever works for you.
My family's not big on Christmas - actually, we're about as unChristmasy as you can get without not giving presents all together. I grew up annoyed by most Christmas carols - especially the overtly religious ones - and never bothered to sing them. Usually once I start singing something they're branded in my mind forever, but these melodies tend to escape me.