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Subject: What the glaurung?
Author: Tawaki
Posted on: 2009-11-16 00:39:00 UTC

Cruel Trick of Fate » by TDWidow reviews
During the Clone Wars, ObiWan Kenobi crashes his fighter and is stranded on an unknown Outer Rim planet called Arda. There he finds the one thing Jedi are forbidden to have: love. LotR crossover, ObiWanAragorn, SLASH, MPREG. 1st in my Arda trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,818 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 9-5-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Aragorn - Complete

My comment: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

2. Becoming A Legend by Professor Authordude reviews
After Obi Wan's death, Qui Gon becomes a leading member of the League of Shadows known as Henri Ducard. But what if it was all a lie? Star Wars X Batman Begins crossover, complete.
Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete

My comment: Words fail me.

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What the glaurung? by Tawaki on 2009-11-16 00:39:00 UTC

Re: What the glaurung? by Aztec on 2009-11-16 21:55:00 UTC Reply

I think I'll just bash my head on the wall, it will be less painful then reading them!
That said the first one is being sporked over on Deletrius... and yes it is horrid!
The worst part is the phrase, "1st in my Arda trilogy" (nm) by doctorlit on 2009-11-16 04:26:00 UTC Reply

Agreed. I fear for all the canon characters involved. (nm) by Cinnia Aine on 2009-11-16 05:20:00 UTC Reply

I think I've heard of that first one. by Sedri on 2009-11-16 03:53:00 UTC Reply

Doesn't make it any less awful. Kill it DEAD.

Ditto. (nm) by Neshomeh on 2009-11-16 05:24:00 UTC Reply

Re: What the glaurung? by orangedream13 on 2009-11-16 03:21:00 UTC Reply

Damn, Cruel trick plods along. I just wanted to get to the obligatory squick scene so i could make a snarky comment
um by (name here) on 2009-11-16 02:23:00 UTC Reply

That's... unusual.

I'm afraid to look at those now.

I briefly glanced at the first one. Star Wars ships do not mafunction like that! Not even if extragalactic space insects eat holes in the engines!

Re: um by orangedream13 on 2009-11-16 03:23:00 UTC Reply

I don't even remember the author explaining how the ship malfunctioned. I suspect the all consuming power of teh gay trying to set up a convenient sex scene by making him crash on the LOTR planet

Actually, there is an even bigger question by (name here) on 2009-11-18 01:51:00 UTC Reply

How'd he end up that deep in the planetary gravity well when he came out of hyperspace? Why was the fleet charting a course so close to a star system anyway? Why was he flying his interceptor instead of riding in one of the warships he was presumably flying with?

Actually, that's several questions.