Have some stealth ore. It's probably enough to very lightly coat a decently sized vehicle, or make you a lot of gold.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

The trouble with the Uglies fandom is it's hard to tell the Sues from the canons unless they're, like, a Smokey girl who is naturally so beautyful that she can infiltrate one of the cities and gibber gibber gibber... but anyhoo. Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here's a hug, whether you like it or not. Hah!

I seem to be giving out a lot of them lately. Ah, well. Always good to see a lurker come to light :)

want to team up if we get accepted? I like Harry Potter, Discworld and One Piece too.

And a bunch of U2 CDs and DVDs. You can torture the Sues by forcing them to listen/watch.

I see you're a fellow Artemis Fowl fan ^_^ Here, have an LEP Neutrino 3000 to use on the Sues of your choice *pulls it out of thin air and hands it over*
(Nice to meet someone else who likes Uglies, too)

Welcome to the PPC!

Welcome!

*gives Deeper n' ever turnip n' tater n' beetroot pie*

As you can see, I've read Redwall ^_^

As for LotR...Run. Run from the fandom while you still can.

Good to meet you.
Have an MRE.

*ceremonially pokes Piph in any case*

Welcome to the madhouse! As one of your friendly neighborhood Permission-Givers, I advise you to see our Wiki article on Permission if you haven't yet. 'Cause it's Da Rules, and if there weren't Rules, then Suethors might run the world someday. O.o;

~Neshomeh

Here, have an oddly mutated strawberry. I can't guarantee it won't grow legs and wander off, but it should taste fine.

I present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, on this, the occasion of your newbiedom. Or something. =D

I like your list of fandoms. Redwall, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Discworld are the only ones I can claim to know much of from your list, though. Still, I'm glad to welcome you in.

(Psst, you don't happen to like Monty Python, do you? Just out of curiosity.)

At any rate, welcome to the PPC, and I hope you enjoy your stay here. Don't worry too much about your sanity, though, we tend to lose ours a lot.

Wow, we're getting a lot of new recruits today! Have a venomous invertebrate!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of archery equipment from the Raven Armory and a complementary bottle of bleeprin.
I found the PPC through the OFUR as well. I read the Uglies series not too long ago. It's a good series.