Subject: Hello!
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Posted on: 2009-11-10 08:03:00 UTC
I see you're a fellow Artemis Fowl fan ^_^ Here, have an LEP Neutrino 3000 to use on the Sues of your choice *pulls it out of thin air and hands it over*
(Nice to meet someone else who likes Uglies, too)
Welcome to the PPC!
Hiya. I'm Piph. I've been lurking here a few months now, and decided that it was high time to get into the weirdness.
I first encountered the PPC after reading the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall Christmas Special on the Pit. Curious, I went onto Google, searched, and found the wiki.
My fandoms of expertise would be Redwall, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter. I am familier with Lord of the Rings (familier-ish), Hetalia Axis Powers, Discworld(Again, familier-ish), One Piece, Naruto, Sailor Moon, Uglies, and... a bunch of other things.
So... Hi.
Have some stealth ore. It's probably enough to very lightly coat a decently sized vehicle, or make you a lot of gold.
BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
The only other person I can remember being interested in the TARDIS thing is Khajidu, and I don't think she's actually progressed as far as using one.
It was okay as a one-time plot device, but maybe it's time to let it go.
~Neshomeh, trend-watcher.
..Probably a Response Center, as at least one of my agents is going to be ex-LEP, with a strong fear of closed spaces. I blame Foaly.
....
If you had no idea what I just said, then just forget everything but the important bit.
The trouble with the Uglies fandom is it's hard to tell the Sues from the canons unless they're, like, a Smokey girl who is naturally so beautyful that she can infiltrate one of the cities and gibber gibber gibber... but anyhoo. Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here's a hug, whether you like it or not. Hah!
You are very, very, very right. Tally had me scared for a few moments in Specials, but then I read Extras, and I was like, 'kay, she's a little insane now.... do Sues go insane? No. Unless I am needing direction to one where the sue is insane.
Anyways.
*drops Sanity in the Warg Fodder bucket.*
*is hugged*
The thing is that it's actually hard for the Sues to be unnaturally beautiful, since everyone else is.
I seem to be giving out a lot of them lately. Ah, well. Always good to see a lurker come to light :)
*pulls* These are the ones that absorb millions of gallons of Sue-blood, right? Cool!
They soak up any blood they come into contact with and dump them into a plot hole. So effectively, yes. Enjoy :)
want to team up if we get accepted? I like Harry Potter, Discworld and One Piece too.
Ehh... possibly. Not really think about that right now. Thanks for the offer, though. =D
And a bunch of U2 CDs and DVDs. You can torture the Sues by forcing them to listen/watch.
I see you're a fellow Artemis Fowl fan ^_^ Here, have an LEP Neutrino 3000 to use on the Sues of your choice *pulls it out of thin air and hands it over*
(Nice to meet someone else who likes Uglies, too)
Welcome to the PPC!
*DNA is registered*
Welcome!
*gives Deeper n' ever turnip n' tater n' beetroot pie*
As you can see, I've read Redwall ^_^
As for LotR...Run. Run from the fandom while you still can.
*munch* Mm... Best thing Jaques came up with. Burr hurr. XD
Ho urrr.
Glad you'm be loikin th' pie.
Good to meet you.
Have an MRE.
*ceremonially pokes Piph in any case*
Welcome to the madhouse! As one of your friendly neighborhood Permission-Givers, I advise you to see our Wiki article on Permission if you haven't yet. 'Cause it's Da Rules, and if there weren't Rules, then Suethors might run the world someday. O.o;
~Neshomeh
Hello!
I, Piph, have read the rules, thus ensuring that if Suethors take over the world, I shall not be one of them. XD
Here, have an oddly mutated strawberry. I can't guarantee it won't grow legs and wander off, but it should taste fine.
*pats the strawberry on the head.*
I present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, on this, the occasion of your newbiedom. Or something. =D
I like your list of fandoms. Redwall, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Discworld are the only ones I can claim to know much of from your list, though. Still, I'm glad to welcome you in.
(Psst, you don't happen to like Monty Python, do you? Just out of curiosity.)
At any rate, welcome to the PPC, and I hope you enjoy your stay here. Don't worry too much about your sanity, though, we tend to lose ours a lot.
BOOM.
Nope, it was a explosive wad of gum. XD
I am not too familier with Monty Python, but am familier enough to say yes.
I have no idea what that has to do with gum.
Wow, we're getting a lot of new recruits today! Have a venomous invertebrate!
Would it happen to be a harvester ant? If so....
*sticks in jar labeled 'For Future Use On 'Sues'.*
Thanks!
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of archery equipment from the Raven Armory and a complementary bottle of bleeprin.
I found the PPC through the OFUR as well. I read the Uglies series not too long ago. It's a good series.