Subject: "Yep!" said Foxglove. "Ever read Suicide For Hire?"
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Posted on: 2009-11-01 10:28:00 UTC

Laburnum pulled out a Bleepette. "See, these two teenage boys, Arcturus - that's me - and Hunter - that's Fox - get really sick of how stupid their peers are, so they set up a business where people pay them to assist with elaborate suicides. It's great fun."

"And now I do a happy gun dance!" Foxglove cheered, pulling out two handguns from the capacious pockets of her coat and prancing around with them.

"FOXGLOVE, NO!" shouted Stormsong, too entangled with the overexcited and frantically struggling Molly to stop Foxglove.

"Oh, don't worry, it's not like they're loa-"

BOOM! Plaster rained down from the ceiling.

"-ded?" Foxglove blinked and looked at the guns, and very slowly put them back in her pockets.

Stormsong sighed. "Remind me again WHY I remained friends with either of you." He caught sight of Kestrel and started to back away slowly, hoping she hadn't seen him.

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