Subject: Wait, we have a censor? Since when do we have a censor? (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-10-31 23:17:00 UTC
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We need some life around here. HALLOWEEN PARTY! by
on 2009-10-29 09:47:00 UTC
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Agents, Boarders, Flowers, and Random Persons welcome. Bring bleeprin, bleepolate, bleepka, and any non-bleep confections or alcohol that interests you. In true PPC style, anyone dressing up as a Mary Sue will be shot.
*starts abusing the use of her RC portal generator to snitch appropriate decorations and theme-setting Creepy Items from various continua* -
Stumbles in... by
on 2009-11-01 06:00:00 UTC
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...dressed as a guy who followed his little brother trick-or-treating for two straight hours while carrying half his costume. Then promptly falls asleep.
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Apathy by
on 2009-10-31 01:32:00 UTC
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Two giant humanoids walk in, one obviously a human and wearing luminescent green powered armor with a gold visor and an assault rifle on his back. The other one an alien, with a curved back, white skin, and bedecked in black armor. They simply stare blankly at the other party-goers before wandering over to a corner to chat. The human begins doing complicated tricks with a knife, the blade whirling around and around his hand in a blur. The Sangheili is making motions with his hands; the two seem to be talking about combat of some sort, probably hand-to-hand.
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Re: We need some life around here. HALLOWEEN PARTY! by
on 2009-10-29 23:59:00 UTC
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"'ELLO FRIEND!" by
on 2009-10-30 21:41:00 UTC
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Molly practically flew up to Kieran and latched onto him like a limpet. "Hi! Aunty Foxglove was gonna gimme a costume but Uncle Stormy sez there ain't nuffink scarier'n me, so I came as me."
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The cardboard battle axe... by
on 2009-10-31 06:57:00 UTC
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Molly was now gnawing Kieran's ear in a friendly manner. by
on 2009-10-31 13:39:00 UTC
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Deuce squinted at them. by
on 2009-11-01 06:32:00 UTC
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"Yep!" said Foxglove. "Ever read Suicide For Hire?" by
on 2009-11-01 10:28:00 UTC
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As luck would have it, by
on 2009-11-01 21:14:00 UTC
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"Do. Not. Touch me," Stormsong said through gritted fangs. by
on 2009-11-01 23:34:00 UTC
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"I know not where thy paws may have been. Besides, having women hanging off me still hath a tendency to bring back very bad memories."
"'Cept fer me!" Molly declared happily, climbing onto his shoulder and gnawing gently on his ear.
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"Oho, don't yew worry 'bout me paws," Kestrel laughed. by
on 2009-11-02 04:18:00 UTC
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"Still, don't hang off him, okay?" said Foxglove. by
on 2009-11-02 19:41:00 UTC
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Kestrel laughed. by
on 2009-11-03 00:44:00 UTC
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"Not getting into trouble, I hope?" by
on 2009-11-03 22:50:00 UTC
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"Ho, don't yew worry 'bout that," Kestrel replied. by
on 2009-11-04 06:31:00 UTC
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"I know 'e don't bat fer my team, but 'e's still cuter'n a babby rabbit in a field wid rainbows." She paused briefly before adding, "Emphasis on the rainbows bit."
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"Ain't gonna bother her," Laburnum said. by
on 2009-11-04 07:53:00 UTC
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Deuce shrugged. by
on 2009-11-05 01:14:00 UTC
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"HELLO HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" by
on 2009-10-30 10:11:00 UTC
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"WELCOME TO THE PARTY!!!" said Krisp.
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No Sue Costumes? That's too bad. by
on 2009-10-29 19:19:00 UTC
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Excellent! by
on 2009-10-29 22:28:00 UTC
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"Excellent!" said Sedri. "Set it up over there past the food tables and we'll try and find some non-leathal sticks for people to hit it with."
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Sure. by
on 2009-10-30 03:12:00 UTC
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"Mindless violence?" by
on 2009-10-29 22:44:00 UTC
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"A pity I'm disguised as a non-violent person. Whatever," said Krisprolls.
"Yeah?" said What'.
"Not you, you idiot."
"We should have brought our virtual Vulcan before you said anything. Now it's too late. We're stuck." -
"This will not last long." by
on 2009-10-29 20:13:00 UTC
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"Krisprolls is going to eat it all at once."
"Like he wouldn't. There ain't got no hope for us."
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" -
Parties! by
on 2009-10-29 15:31:00 UTC
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Maudlin, being silly, runs through the door and shouts, "And I'm all out of bubble gum! Er... I brought Nightmare Revisited! Who's got a CD player?"
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Ah! I can get one! by
on 2009-10-29 22:27:00 UTC
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Agent Sedri gleefully begins punching buttons on her snitched portal generator.
A blue glow fills the room, vanishing a few moments later. Sedri reappears with a massive, and obviously very expensive CD player.
"Where did you get that?"
Not quite meeting Maudlin's eyes, Sedri replied, "Er... a Word World... Does it matter?" -
"YES!!!" by
on 2009-10-29 22:40:00 UTC
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"We're going to play U2!" Krisprolls couldn't wait.
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Re: "YES!!!" by
on 2009-10-30 00:31:00 UTC
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Maudlin gives Krisprolls the "hand of rock" and fiddles with buttons on the CD player, barely managing to insert the disk without catching her sleeves or hair in anything. She straightens up and turns to Sedri. "'A Word World', eh?"
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Krisprolls sets the volume... by
on 2009-10-30 10:09:00 UTC
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... to ELEVEN.
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Well, on second thought... by
on 2009-10-30 14:38:00 UTC
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he sets the volume on OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
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Re: Well, on second thought... by
on 2009-10-30 15:10:00 UTC
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Maudlin nudges the volume button with the tip of her fingernail. It clicks to 123445567889099876754422 decibels and refuses to go any further. "Drat."
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"YAY!!!" by
on 2009-10-30 20:07:00 UTC
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Krisprolls was happy. He regretted not to be able to set the volume higher, though. Never mind, Vertigo was playing. "HELLO HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
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"Wait a tic!" by
on 2009-11-02 00:32:00 UTC
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Maudlin paused in her interpretive dancing. "What? I put on Nightmare Revisited. How did Vertigo get into that? Where's the Manson?"
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"I think Krisprolls changed the CD." by
on 2009-11-02 11:38:00 UTC
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"We brought some U2 albums and he changed the music. Sorry about that," What' said.
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"Mrr," said Maudlin. by
on 2009-11-03 00:24:00 UTC
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"I wanted P!atD... ah well. I can still rock out to this."
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"'I can still rock out to this'?" by
on 2009-11-03 07:44:00 UTC
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"What? This is the EPITOME OF AWESOME!!!" Krisp couldn't believe someone could find U2 just meh.
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"Of course it is, Krisprolls dear." by
on 2009-11-06 12:54:00 UTC
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"NOW STOP HUMPING BONO'S LEG!"
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Re: We need some life around here. HALLOWEEN PARTY! by
on 2009-10-29 11:55:00 UTC
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A pumpkin waddles into the room, stopping every now and then as if resting its tired legs. Small flippers can be seen beneath its orange bulk when it stands, and the top opens occasionally to reveal a black and white head poking a beak out of the seemingly hollow shelter.
Of course this is all nonsense. Pumpkins don't move. And penguins most definitely wouldn't hide in them. With this in mind, why are you even imagining this? You must be insane. -
Pumpkin Carving! by
on 2009-10-30 15:54:00 UTC
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Yay! And a penguin! Insanity rules!
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The Infernal Trio agreed. by
on 2009-10-30 20:05:00 UTC
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"That's what we're here for!" said Krisp.
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Pumpkin? by
on 2009-10-29 22:25:00 UTC
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Agent Sedri paused in her decorating to eye the pumpkin. Her brow furrowed, and she approached it hesitantly, carving knife in hand.
"All right, you," she said. "Are you here as a guest or as dinner?" -
"WE ARE INSANE!!!" by
on 2009-10-29 18:07:00 UTC
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Everybody could hear the fake Bono yelling. What' and South couldn't help laughing.
"Sorry, we left our beloved Vulcan at home and he's the only one who can make that guy stop," said 'Adam'. -
Here comes the Infernal Trio! by
on 2009-10-29 11:18:00 UTC
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on 2009-10-29 19:43:00 UTC
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As a matter of principle, I am not okay with this.
Because I am one of those wacky fans whohas no sense of humor and hero-worships the entire bandbelieves every word out of Bono's mouth almost without question.
(Besides, the shortest guy should -always- be Bono. He just has to wear platform boots. Geez, man, pay attention!) -
I'm also an absolute fan of the band. by
on 2009-10-29 20:10:00 UTC
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I also worship the band and believe Bono, especially when he talks about Edge (including the stuff about him being basically a Vulcan from the future). But I don't mind mocking the bandmembers from time to time. Especially Bono.
And Larry is 2cm shorter than Bono.
Well, nice to meet a fellow fan. I love these guys and their music. It's totally awesome. Especially what Edge does. -
Awesome! by
on 2009-10-31 02:56:00 UTC
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I totally second everything you said. by
on 2009-10-31 10:49:00 UTC
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Heh. by
on 2009-10-31 13:38:00 UTC
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Yeah, Edge is pretty amazing. Have you ever seen the video where Bono wakes him up first thing in the morning to follow him around with a video camera for a few hours? It's hilarious, and awesome. "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of The Edge blowing his nose."
The way he's always so stoic makes it just that much more moving when he really gets into something, too.
(I meant One the organization, not the song; I generally only plug songs on existing threads, not starting new ones.) -
YES I TOTALLY WATCHED THIS VIDEO by
on 2009-10-31 14:50:00 UTC
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I plugged it everywhere. The whole thing is hilarious. I love the waking up. "I don't want to be on the news. I don't NEED to be on the news." LOL Edge. He's not a morning man. Ouch. Especially as Bono TOTALLY IS. (Edge gets his revenge on evenings, though)
The part about the "Pavarottis" is also LOL.
I love The Edge. I love them all, but Bono and Edge are my favorites. These guys are awesome. Edge is SO TOTALLY VULCAN and I love Vulcans. -
Also, this one... by
on 2009-10-31 23:22:00 UTC
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with Bono and Larry
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LOL by
on 2009-11-01 09:08:00 UTC
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Larry is hilarious in this one. I love that he's so like WTF???
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XD by
on 2009-10-31 23:16:00 UTC
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"You said eleven. It's ...in' half eight!"
Very awesome. I think one of my favorite things about the band is their sense of humor (even Larry, dour as he comes off sometimes). Bono talks a lot about not being too proud and high and mighty to laugh, and people not fully believing their eyes seeing Bono hisself stumble out of a pub at two in the morning.
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I LOVE THESE GUYS. by
on 2009-11-01 09:11:00 UTC
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I TOTALLY LOVE THEM. THEY ARE AWESOME.
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other videos? by
on 2009-11-01 09:19:00 UTC
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There's also a video I saw where the whole band pulls a Godfather, but I can't find it.
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Wait, we have a censor? Since when do we have a censor? (nm) by
on 2009-10-31 23:17:00 UTC
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And it's Larry's birthday, too. by
on 2009-10-31 11:24:00 UTC
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He's 48.
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And of course, the final edit I forget to check html. (nm) by
on 2009-10-31 02:56:00 UTC
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