newbie intro - PPC Posting Board

Subject: newbie intro
Author: doctorlit
Posted on: 2009-10-20 18:49:00 UTC

Hi, everyone; my name is doctorlit, and this is my first post on the PPC Boards.
I first heard of the PPC from TV Tropes. I read the Original Series, then started exploring the Wiki.
I'm part of the Lost and Kingdom Hearts fandoms, but I'm primarily a book nerd. Pick any random novel from the general fiction section of your local bookstore, and there's a good chance I've either read it, or have a copy under my bed waiting to be read!

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newbie intro by doctorlit on 2009-10-20 18:49:00 UTC

*stumbles in late* by Buta on 2009-10-26 20:11:00 UTC Reply

You can have a suit of perfectly preserved winterized T-51b power armor, and a special collector's set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads.

Thank you! by doctorlit on 2009-10-26 22:50:00 UTC Reply

*Thinks of ways to misuse your presents*

first fox by kitsune106 on 2009-10-25 00:51:00 UTC Reply

welcome to the PPC.

heh.... i see.

you know keith laumer then? or david webber?

also.. have a pamphlet titled "What to do with a dead mary sue."

what a graphic pamphlet by doctorlit on 2009-10-25 03:17:00 UTC Reply

Hello!

No, I don't have any of their novels...

Re: newbie intro by Aztec on 2009-10-22 01:46:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome!
Please accept this dust ball, it was found near my computer so I'm positive it has been around long enough to gain intelligence and won't like sues...

dust ball by doctorlit on 2009-10-22 03:06:00 UTC Reply

Hello, thank you for the welcome!

Could it be a dustbunny egg? Hopefully dustbunnies aren't related to plotbunnies...

Herro by Maslab on 2009-10-21 18:11:00 UTC Reply

Hi. Have an M4 folding knife.
12 inch blades encased in energy fields are good for Sue killing and cutting cakes.
Use it wisely.

Hello! Thank you! by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 18:16:00 UTC Reply

Wow, I could cut a big cake with a knife that long!

Big cakes by Maslab on 2009-10-21 18:23:00 UTC Reply

You could cut huge cakes. After all, it's designed to cut through tank armor. I got a hold of the schematics after my Spartans infiltrated an admin's universe :D

Have an Anti-Lustin Kunai! by WikiMaster on 2009-10-21 11:52:00 UTC Reply

As well as a Siberian Tiger.

yay, tiger! by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 16:06:00 UTC Reply

Hi, thank you!
*Is running out of ways to say hi, thank you*

Welcome, good sir and/or madam! by PitViperOfDoom on 2009-10-21 07:02:00 UTC Reply

*takes a bow* May I present you with a plate of Halloween sugar cookies and a plastic wiffle bat?

(it's sir) by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 07:22:00 UTC Reply

*bows back* Thank you madam!

Cookies are always appreciated, in any continuity.

*thwoo* *thwoo* And I love the sound of a wiffle bat in the morning!

Welcome! Have a Capillary Towel. by Sedri on 2009-10-21 04:40:00 UTC Reply

Useful for cleaning up Sue-blood for the DMS. *hint, hint*

Also, here's some Convenient Cake.

Always nice to meet new people. :)

Yum! by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 05:23:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! It's nice to meet you too!

Mmmm...strawberry Twizzlers flavor cake...

welcome. by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-10-21 03:57:00 UTC Reply

have a block of C4. use it how you will. and have you heard of the Forgotten Realms fantasy... saga? series? dunno. any way, have you heard of it?

carefully stores C4 by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 05:14:00 UTC Reply

I think I've heard of it...they're novels published by Wizards of the Coast, right? I haven't read any, though.

It's a setting by (name here) on 2009-10-21 21:16:00 UTC Reply

Yup, it is published by wizards of the coast, and there is an associated series of novels. It's responsible for Drizzit and therefore all dark\night elves who fight with two scimitars, of which there are entirely too many.

Setting is actually pretty nice, from what I've heard.

Hey, there! by Sara on 2009-10-21 03:29:00 UTC Reply

I gift you with...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not ~~much~~ evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

enjoying the ride already by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 03:48:00 UTC Reply

Good, yes; the spambots shall cower before me!

Hi! by Cinnia Aine on 2009-10-21 03:20:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a bottle of bleepka, (to start you off, just in case you run into a badfic soon), and a glaive from the Raven Armory.

delicious bleepka by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 03:46:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and thank you!
I'll probably need some of that bleepka later...

Any random novel? by (name here) on 2009-10-21 03:13:00 UTC Reply

I suddenly feel like testing that.

Of course, my house probably holds more books than my local bookstore has in the fiction sections.

Anyway, have a battletech elemental gyrojet pistol.

fun house by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 03:43:00 UTC Reply

Wow, your house sounds fun!

Hail and well met, stout yeoperson! by Maudlin Hart on 2009-10-21 01:57:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board. Please feel free to deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, please accept this gift of a Sparklebomb, created by distilling SMeyerpires in unicorn fluids. You can throw it to distract us with the shiny if we get too scary.
-Mad Maudlin

*deposits sanity* by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 02:13:00 UTC Reply

Hi!
*thunk* Gee, I didn't think my sanity would be so heavy.
Hm...I think I might be allergic to Meyerpire biproducts...

It's hypoallergenic. by Maudlin Hart on 2009-10-22 01:02:00 UTC Reply

We coat them with varnish made of lolwut pears.

Welcome! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2009-10-21 00:53:00 UTC Reply

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Glad to see more people here. :D

shiny... by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 01:30:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and thank you!
...Oh, this is a VERY shiny object...and also very random!

First plover! by Tawaki on 2009-10-20 20:55:00 UTC Reply

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Re: First plover! by doctorlit on 2009-10-20 21:46:00 UTC Reply

Ah, cute birdy! Thank you!
Mine will definitely use an RC, mostly because I know pretty much nothing about Doctor Who.

Welcome! *proffers a plate of lembas* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2009-10-20 20:35:00 UTC Reply

Re: Welcome! *proffers a plate of lembas* by doctorlit on 2009-10-20 20:47:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! They were delicious...

Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm) by khajidu on 2009-10-20 20:35:00 UTC Reply

Re: Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by doctorlit on 2009-10-20 20:51:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! Now I can sail on tall oceans.

Tall oceans? by khajidu on 2009-10-20 22:10:00 UTC Reply

I didn't know this one. But it's cool. See you at the Tall Ships Races 2010!

tall ship racing by doctorlit on 2009-10-21 01:27:00 UTC Reply

You're on!

My Agents will be there too. (nm) by khajidu on 2009-10-21 10:44:00 UTC Reply