Subject: It's hypoallergenic.
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Posted on: 2009-10-22 01:02:00 UTC
We coat them with varnish made of lolwut pears.
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newbie intro by
on 2009-10-20 18:49:00 UTC
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Hi, everyone; my name is doctorlit, and this is my first post on the PPC Boards.
I first heard of the PPC from TV Tropes. I read the Original Series, then started exploring the Wiki.
I'm part of the Lost and Kingdom Hearts fandoms, but I'm primarily a book nerd. Pick any random novel from the general fiction section of your local bookstore, and there's a good chance I've either read it, or have a copy under my bed waiting to be read! -
*stumbles in late* by
on 2009-10-26 20:11:00 UTC
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You can have a suit of perfectly preserved winterized T-51b power armor, and a special collector's set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads.
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Thank you! by
on 2009-10-26 22:50:00 UTC
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*Thinks of ways to misuse your presents*
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first fox by
on 2009-10-25 00:51:00 UTC
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welcome to the PPC.
heh.... i see.
you know keith laumer then? or david webber?
also.. have a pamphlet titled "What to do with a dead mary sue." -
what a graphic pamphlet by
on 2009-10-25 03:17:00 UTC
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Hello!
No, I don't have any of their novels... -
Re: newbie intro by
on 2009-10-22 01:46:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome!
Please accept this dust ball, it was found near my computer so I'm positive it has been around long enough to gain intelligence and won't like sues... -
dust ball by
on 2009-10-22 03:06:00 UTC
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Hello, thank you for the welcome!
Could it be a dustbunny egg? Hopefully dustbunnies aren't related to plotbunnies... -
Herro by
on 2009-10-21 18:11:00 UTC
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Hi. Have an M4 folding knife.
12 inch blades encased in energy fields are good for Sue killing and cutting cakes.
Use it wisely. -
Hello! Thank you! by
on 2009-10-21 18:16:00 UTC
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Wow, I could cut a big cake with a knife that long!
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Have an Anti-Lustin Kunai! by
on 2009-10-21 11:52:00 UTC
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As well as a Siberian Tiger.
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yay, tiger! by
on 2009-10-21 16:06:00 UTC
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Hi, thank you!
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Welcome, good sir and/or madam! by
on 2009-10-21 07:02:00 UTC
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*takes a bow* May I present you with a plate of Halloween sugar cookies and a plastic wiffle bat?
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(it's sir) by
on 2009-10-21 07:22:00 UTC
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*bows back* Thank you madam!
Cookies are always appreciated, in any continuity.
*thwoo* *thwoo* And I love the sound of a wiffle bat in the morning! -
Welcome! Have a Capillary Towel. by
on 2009-10-21 04:40:00 UTC
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Useful for cleaning up Sue-blood for the DMS. *hint, hint*
Also, here's some Convenient Cake.
Always nice to meet new people. :) -
Yum! by
on 2009-10-21 05:23:00 UTC
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Thank you! It's nice to meet you too!
Mmmm...strawberry Twizzlers flavor cake... -
welcome. by
on 2009-10-21 03:57:00 UTC
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have a block of C4. use it how you will. and have you heard of the Forgotten Realms fantasy... saga? series? dunno. any way, have you heard of it?
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carefully stores C4 by
on 2009-10-21 05:14:00 UTC
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I think I've heard of it...they're novels published by Wizards of the Coast, right? I haven't read any, though.
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It's a setting by
on 2009-10-21 21:16:00 UTC
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Yup, it is published by wizards of the coast, and there is an associated series of novels. It's responsible for Drizzit and therefore all dark\night elves who fight with two scimitars, of which there are entirely too many.
Setting is actually pretty nice, from what I've heard. -
Hey, there! by
on 2009-10-21 03:29:00 UTC
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I gift you with...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not
muchevil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride. -
enjoying the ride already by
on 2009-10-21 03:48:00 UTC
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Good, yes; the spambots shall cower before me!
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Hi! by
on 2009-10-21 03:20:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's a bottle of bleepka, (to start you off, just in case you run into a badfic soon), and a glaive from the Raven Armory.
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delicious bleepka by
on 2009-10-21 03:46:00 UTC
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Hello, and thank you!
I'll probably need some of that bleepka later... -
Any random novel? by
on 2009-10-21 03:13:00 UTC
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I suddenly feel like testing that.
Of course, my house probably holds more books than my local bookstore has in the fiction sections.
Anyway, have a battletech elemental gyrojet pistol. -
Hail and well met, stout yeoperson! by
on 2009-10-21 01:57:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board. Please feel free to deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, please accept this gift of a Sparklebomb, created by distilling SMeyerpires in unicorn fluids. You can throw it to distract us with the shiny if we get too scary.
-Mad Maudlin -
*deposits sanity* by
on 2009-10-21 02:13:00 UTC
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Hi!
*thunk* Gee, I didn't think my sanity would be so heavy.
Hm...I think I might be allergic to Meyerpire biproducts... -
It's hypoallergenic. by
on 2009-10-22 01:02:00 UTC
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We coat them with varnish made of lolwut pears.
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Welcome! by
on 2009-10-21 00:53:00 UTC
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Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!
Glad to see more people here. :D -
shiny... by
on 2009-10-21 01:30:00 UTC
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Hello, and thank you!
...Oh, this is a VERY shiny object...and also very random! -
First plover! by
on 2009-10-20 20:55:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
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Re: First plover! by
on 2009-10-20 21:46:00 UTC
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Ah, cute birdy! Thank you!
Mine will definitely use an RC, mostly because I know pretty much nothing about Doctor Who. -
Welcome! *proffers a plate of lembas* (nm) by
on 2009-10-20 20:35:00 UTC
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Re: Welcome! *proffers a plate of lembas* by
on 2009-10-20 20:47:00 UTC
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Thank you! They were delicious...
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm) by
on 2009-10-20 20:35:00 UTC
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Re: Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2009-10-20 20:51:00 UTC
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Thank you! Now I can sail on tall oceans.
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Tall oceans? by
on 2009-10-20 22:10:00 UTC
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I didn't know this one. But it's cool. See you at the Tall Ships Races 2010!
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tall ship racing by
on 2009-10-21 01:27:00 UTC
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You're on!
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My Agents will be there too. (nm) by
on 2009-10-21 10:44:00 UTC
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