Subject: Re: newbie intro
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Posted on: 2009-10-22 01:46:00 UTC
Hello and welcome!
Please accept this dust ball, it was found near my computer so I'm positive it has been around long enough to gain intelligence and won't like sues...
Hi, everyone; my name is doctorlit, and this is my first post on the PPC Boards.
I first heard of the PPC from TV Tropes. I read the Original Series, then started exploring the Wiki.
I'm part of the Lost and Kingdom Hearts fandoms, but I'm primarily a book nerd. Pick any random novel from the general fiction section of your local bookstore, and there's a good chance I've either read it, or have a copy under my bed waiting to be read!
You can have a suit of perfectly preserved winterized T-51b power armor, and a special collector's set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads.
*Thinks of ways to misuse your presents*
welcome to the PPC.
heh.... i see.
you know keith laumer then? or david webber?
also.. have a pamphlet titled "What to do with a dead mary sue."
Hello!
No, I don't have any of their novels...
Hello and welcome!
Please accept this dust ball, it was found near my computer so I'm positive it has been around long enough to gain intelligence and won't like sues...
Hello, thank you for the welcome!
Could it be a dustbunny egg? Hopefully dustbunnies aren't related to plotbunnies...
Hi. Have an M4 folding knife.
12 inch blades encased in energy fields are good for Sue killing and cutting cakes.
Use it wisely.
Wow, I could cut a big cake with a knife that long!
As well as a Siberian Tiger.
Hi, thank you!
*Is running out of ways to say hi, thank you*
*takes a bow* May I present you with a plate of Halloween sugar cookies and a plastic wiffle bat?
*bows back* Thank you madam!
Cookies are always appreciated, in any continuity.
*thwoo* *thwoo* And I love the sound of a wiffle bat in the morning!
Useful for cleaning up Sue-blood for the DMS. *hint, hint*
Also, here's some Convenient Cake.
Always nice to meet new people. :)
Thank you! It's nice to meet you too!
Mmmm...strawberry Twizzlers flavor cake...
have a block of C4. use it how you will. and have you heard of the Forgotten Realms fantasy... saga? series? dunno. any way, have you heard of it?
I think I've heard of it...they're novels published by Wizards of the Coast, right? I haven't read any, though.
Yup, it is published by wizards of the coast, and there is an associated series of novels. It's responsible for Drizzit and therefore all dark\night elves who fight with two scimitars, of which there are entirely too many.
Setting is actually pretty nice, from what I've heard.
I gift you with...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Good, yes; the spambots shall cower before me!
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a bottle of bleepka, (to start you off, just in case you run into a badfic soon), and a glaive from the Raven Armory.
Hello, and thank you!
I'll probably need some of that bleepka later...
I suddenly feel like testing that.
Of course, my house probably holds more books than my local bookstore has in the fiction sections.
Anyway, have a battletech elemental gyrojet pistol.
Welcome to the Board. Please feel free to deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, please accept this gift of a Sparklebomb, created by distilling SMeyerpires in unicorn fluids. You can throw it to distract us with the shiny if we get too scary.
-Mad Maudlin
Hi!
*thunk* Gee, I didn't think my sanity would be so heavy.
Hm...I think I might be allergic to Meyerpire biproducts...
We coat them with varnish made of lolwut pears.
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!
Glad to see more people here. :D
Hello, and thank you!
...Oh, this is a VERY shiny object...and also very random!
BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
Ah, cute birdy! Thank you!
Mine will definitely use an RC, mostly because I know pretty much nothing about Doctor Who.
Thank you! They were delicious...
Thank you! Now I can sail on tall oceans.
I didn't know this one. But it's cool. See you at the Tall Ships Races 2010!
You're on!