Subject: 67?
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Posted on: 2009-09-20 17:03:00 UTC
Holy crap, and I thought I found anything bigger than a small B off-putting. Time to go smack my brains out then.
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And exit Mary Sue by
on 2009-09-16 16:57:00 UTC
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A Star Wars Sue gone.
BTW, for my next mission, I'm looking for all the ways the Mary Sue physique would constitute Blessed With Suck. -
Perhaps you could refer to the one I heard of ... by
on 2009-09-17 10:18:00 UTC
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... who was described as having measurements of 800-2-400. In inches. And no, none of those numbers is a typo. So her waist is two inches around, and her boobs have a circumference of nearly 67 feet.
Most Sues aren't quite that horrifying, but they do tend to have ... slightly exaggerated figures. -
Yikes. That's crazy. by
on 2009-09-21 15:23:00 UTC
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And this wasn't in a troll or parody fic? Holy moly. That's really disgusting.
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67? by
on 2009-09-20 17:03:00 UTC
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Holy crap, and I thought I found anything bigger than a small B off-putting. Time to go smack my brains out then.
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Sounds like a case of "Your writing makes me [sic]." (nm) by
on 2009-09-17 17:16:00 UTC
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K'da! by
on 2009-09-16 23:09:00 UTC
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Glad to see someone else has read the Dragonback series. Zahn has always been my favorite author.
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Such as the total inability to lift feathers? by
on 2009-09-16 23:03:00 UTC
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Honestly, the number of Sues described as twigs...
I mean, beanpoles are one thing, since that implies that it's due to a recent growth spurt and that there is a real muscle structure there, but they're usually described as out-and-out twigs about to be blown away by a stiff breeze!