Subject: Such as the total inability to lift feathers?
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Posted on: 2009-09-16 23:03:00 UTC
Honestly, the number of Sues described as twigs...
I mean, beanpoles are one thing, since that implies that it's due to a recent growth spurt and that there is a real muscle structure there, but they're usually described as out-and-out twigs about to be blown away by a stiff breeze!
A Star Wars Sue gone.
BTW, for my next mission, I'm looking for all the ways the Mary Sue physique would constitute Blessed With Suck.
... who was described as having measurements of 800-2-400. In inches. And no, none of those numbers is a typo. So her waist is two inches around, and her boobs have a circumference of nearly 67 feet.
Most Sues aren't quite that horrifying, but they do tend to have ... slightly exaggerated figures.
And this wasn't in a troll or parody fic? Holy moly. That's really disgusting.
Holy crap, and I thought I found anything bigger than a small B off-putting. Time to go smack my brains out then.
Glad to see someone else has read the Dragonback series. Zahn has always been my favorite author.
Honestly, the number of Sues described as twigs...
I mean, beanpoles are one thing, since that implies that it's due to a recent growth spurt and that there is a real muscle structure there, but they're usually described as out-and-out twigs about to be blown away by a stiff breeze!