Subject: Fizzlebeef! Hardcheese! Squatthrust! Rockgroin!
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Posted on: 2009-07-30 06:43:00 UTC
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your chance to name a real person! by
on 2009-07-29 18:45:00 UTC
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So, my housemate's getting his name changed by deed poll (long and complicated story behind that one, which boils down to Bureaucracy is Demented). He's currently taking suggestions for a new one. I think he's fairly set on having something damned stupid, and wants to keep the first name Ziekk (pronounced zeek). Anyone got suggestions for a hilariously ridiculous surname to fit?
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Eek! by
on 2009-08-05 17:10:00 UTC
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Call him Ziekk Eek.
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Re: your chance to name a real person! by
on 2009-08-02 14:41:00 UTC
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If we're doing surnames, how about Schlepneck? You can't go wrong with Schlepneck.
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*headdesk* by
on 2009-08-01 10:51:00 UTC
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What a bizarre request.
I'll throw in my two pence. ... or I would if I could think of the one I just thought of and then forgot.
Let's chuck out random words in the hopes that I'll remember it: Sushi, Nausea, Penguin, Hippopotamus (*going on animals now*), Aardvark, Scarab, Liplurodon (an awful approxamation of a sea-dwelling dino that I can't spell right now).
While I can't remember what the name I wanted was, I vote for Aardvark now. Mainly because Mass Effect has weird alien creatures on one planet that I've named Aardvark-bat-monkeys because of what they look like. It also has Aardvark-horse-dinosaurs on another world.
On a somewhat related subject, if you have a friend called Faye who is a Star Trek fan, Private Eye's Psuedo-Names section gave her a wonderful name if she ever wants to changes. Faye Zersonn-Stunn. -
Or... by
on 2009-07-30 08:41:00 UTC
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Thought up a bunch in the last hour. Poofpoof, Bobbers, Whizbang, Rowdydow, Flimflam, Wingding, Sockdolager, Voodeedoo, or Caterpillar.
Or some sort of food like... oh, I don't know... Noodles. -
Noodles. Definitely Noodles. :D (nm) by
on 2009-07-31 04:42:00 UTC
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Can never go wrong with by
on 2009-07-30 08:27:00 UTC
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Latrine. Common, just say it, it is hilarious!
Leto - Fizzlebeef! Hardcheese! Squatthrust! Rockgroin! by on 2009-07-30 06:43:00 UTC Reply
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What's the first and last letters of his current last name? (nm) by
on 2009-07-29 20:53:00 UTC
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Re: What's the first and last letters of his current last name? by
on 2009-07-29 23:30:00 UTC
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P------n. Was B----e until he was five.
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Allrighty then. by
on 2009-07-30 03:49:00 UTC
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Mind, I'm taking your 'hilariously ridiculous' thing completely seriously. Wait... before I do this, are you familiar with the Captain Underpants book series?
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Re: Allrighty then. by
on 2009-07-30 03:56:00 UTC
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I'm not, no.
Yes, he's serious about the ridiculous. He's specifically stated he wants something that'll sound stupid when called out in waiting rooms. Bad wordplay appreciated but not essential.
Unfortunately, Trojie already vetoed Ziekk O'Saurus. -
Re: Allrighty then. by
on 2009-07-30 05:41:00 UTC
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Oh. 'Cause I was going to suggest either Hamsterchunks or Toilettush.