Call him Ziekk Eek.

If we're doing surnames, how about Schlepneck? You can't go wrong with Schlepneck.

What a bizarre request.

I'll throw in my two pence. ... or I would if I could think of the one I just thought of and then forgot.

Let's chuck out random words in the hopes that I'll remember it: Sushi, Nausea, Penguin, Hippopotamus (*going on animals now*), Aardvark, Scarab, Liplurodon (an awful approxamation of a sea-dwelling dino that I can't spell right now).

While I can't remember what the name I wanted was, I vote for Aardvark now. Mainly because Mass Effect has weird alien creatures on one planet that I've named Aardvark-bat-monkeys because of what they look like. It also has Aardvark-horse-dinosaurs on another world.

On a somewhat related subject, if you have a friend called Faye who is a Star Trek fan, Private Eye's Psuedo-Names section gave her a wonderful name if she ever wants to changes. Faye Zersonn-Stunn.

Thought up a bunch in the last hour. Poofpoof, Bobbers, Whizbang, Rowdydow, Flimflam, Wingding, Sockdolager, Voodeedoo, or Caterpillar.

Or some sort of food like... oh, I don't know... Noodles.

Latrine. Common, just say it, it is hilarious!

Leto

Or one of the others from MSTing of Space Mutiny?