Subject: My apologies.
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Posted on: 2009-07-22 03:16:00 UTC
Might I recommend some super glue and bleepka to repair your brain? Those stories just bothered me, and I couldn't resist showing them to others.
Subject: My apologies.
Author:
Posted on: 2009-07-22 03:16:00 UTC
Might I recommend some super glue and bleepka to repair your brain? Those stories just bothered me, and I couldn't resist showing them to others.
I just found a Suethor who made me laugh. Like crazy. Here's the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/439684/Andciritien
It looks like a copy of one of the Badfic Game player's profiles. Seriously. All of her stuff deserves to be killed, from what I can tell.
While I'm at it, I also have a couple of questions.
- Can there be more than one OFU for a fandom?
- Are we allowed to PPC AUs? If we are, then how bad does it have to be?
The Search For Vanwaithilien
(They found her locked in the old trunk in the attic, but by then she was only a skeleton...)
Kill. It. With. Fire. I just read a few of the chapters and there has been nothing more stunningly paradoxical. And elfishness?
What. All it's missing is the extra s at the beginning. I find it hard to believe that this person has read the LOTR books...Hmph.
I like LotR, but I don't know it well enough to really take down that fic. I might anyway. I would like to kill the Mary Sue in that Harry Potter one, though. How does Basilisk lunch sound, do you think?
No, there can only be one OFU per fandom. As for AUs... I think it's the same for non AU. If the characters are OOC or there are Mary Sues running around screwing things up, then it's not good. And it has to be a plausible AU. Like, not AU: Voldemort is good! or anything like that.
Vanwaithilien? Is this author kidding? I use the word 'author' in the loosest sense of the term.
The AU I'm speaking about quotes almost everything not related to the romance from the books. It's almost as if you have to have the books the fic is following with you so that you can read along. The pairing can be compared to a Draco/Hermione fic. It also describes one of my favorite heroines as having color-changing eyes. I just want to make sure that I can kill it before I fly into a rage and rant about it. The writing is pretty good, but the plot is awful. It ruins Protector of the Small, Tortall fans! Down with bad hate-love fanfics between enemies! I can't stand 'em.
Oh god, who was she paired with? Joren? Please say it's Joren. Then at least it's understandable because the poor boy's a fanmagnet. (If it's Vinson, Quinden, or Garvey, I'm committing harakiri.)
I would be honored to hold back your hair, and pick up the pieces should it be any of the three. Do you have long hair?
Hope it is Joren, the others don't even make sense were they to pair with Kel. Ugh.
I think part of my brain just exploded. And I'm not talking about the good kind of brain exploding that involves candy whenever I see a very fluffy kitten.
Might I recommend some super glue and bleepka to repair your brain? Those stories just bothered me, and I couldn't resist showing them to others.
Is unnecessary. I need occaisonal reminders for why I'm taking up the cause. ^__^ Something like that. Heh.
They weren't as bad as the really bad ones that all newbs try to read.