Subject: Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-05-22 10:39:00 UTC
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Er, hello... by
on 2009-05-22 00:43:00 UTC
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Hello there.
I'm Rose, or Azrael,(Or Az, Azzi, Ella... whichever you prefer) and I'm... new here? Ish?
I've been a fan of LotR and such since before I could read, and have on more than one occasion wanted to kill certain fics very dead...
Um.... I'm not really sure what to say about myself, other than that. -
You're all cruel people... by
on 2009-05-23 10:40:00 UTC
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None of you has given her bleepka to wash her brain of these "certain fics" which I don't care to imagine. Her, Rose, have a keg on me. *rolls keg toward you*
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*poke* by
on 2009-05-22 18:20:00 UTC
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I like you.
Mine now.
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Belated welcome by
on 2009-05-22 16:06:00 UTC
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Have a coffeemaker.
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Have some Anti-Lustin Cupcakes! by
on 2009-05-22 14:02:00 UTC
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Try them, they're delicious!
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Oh hai. by
on 2009-05-22 14:00:00 UTC
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It's lovely to meet you. Everyone else seems to have jumped on the newbie-greeting bandwagon, so I thought I'd come and see what the fuss was about. :)
Nice ta meetcha. Here, have a bag of pebbles (excellent for throwing at Sues and annoying people) and a Random Shiny Object. -
Welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 11:51:00 UTC
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Have an Unusually Upgradeable Chainsword. It's unusually upgrade-friendly, even extending to a slot in which a handy flamethrower, missile launcher or easily portable maker of much dakka may be placed.
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm) by
on 2009-05-22 10:39:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm) by
on 2009-05-22 05:55:00 UTC
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Aw, don't we all want to kill certain fics very dead? by
on 2009-05-22 05:44:00 UTC
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It's one of the goals of the PPC--to kill badfic.
Don't worry. We're all mad. -
Re: Aw, don't we all want to kill certain fics very dead? by
on 2009-05-22 22:04:00 UTC
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Mmmmm, then I came to the right place.... *cackles madly*
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Welcome! You also get a Capillary Towel! by
on 2009-05-22 04:50:00 UTC
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:)
Also, ignore the babbly about a Newbie Influx - it's not real. Most things here aren't. *cue creepy music* Actually, it's just a silliness brought about by the fact that newbies tend to arrive - for no explicable reason - in big groups at about the same time, and then none turn up for weeks on end. *shrug* Nothing personal, love; just something we notice and comment on, because we are Strange People. -
Aw, she gets a Capillary Towel and I didn't? :( by
on 2009-05-24 12:36:00 UTC
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Because one of my agents coulda sure used one of those...glitter-infested draenei blood is hell to clean up.
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Re: Welcome! You also get a Capillary Towel! by
on 2009-05-22 04:56:00 UTC
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Ah, so a phenomenonanonanonanon.... Okay!
And don't worry, I'm Strange People, too... (I think if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here... *shrug*)
You could think of it as Recruitment Cycles, or something... *shrugs again* *puts on her own creepy music and dances about in it* -
First plover! by
on 2009-05-22 03:50:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
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Re: First plover! by
on 2009-05-22 03:54:00 UTC
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Plovers? Where? *ducks and covers*
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NEWBIES!!!!!!!! by
on 2009-05-22 03:40:00 UTC
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have some c4. it might be useful. if all else fails, you can cook stuff with it. don't stomp on it though.
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Re: NEWBIES!!!!!!!! by
on 2009-05-22 03:52:00 UTC
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Ooooh, C4! Excellent! *handles with care* I like blowing things up... Muahahahahahah....
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The newbies! They're spawning again! by
on 2009-05-22 03:03:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have a winged kitten, and beware senior boarders bearing giant glass jars.
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Again? by
on 2009-05-22 03:46:00 UTC
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I thought we were through with that.
Anyway, welcome to the PPC, and have a chocolate chip cokie dough blizzard. -
Re: Again? by
on 2009-05-22 03:56:00 UTC
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I'm sorry did I join at a point where there was an Influx? Hrm... Maybe I should have waited a while, or done this back when I first discovered this little gem of a community...
I'll try not to act like too much of a newb, at least...
And thank you for the welcome and the foodstuffs... -
Don't worry, it happens all the time. by
on 2009-05-23 18:48:00 UTC
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Every so often we get a little flood of newbies wandering in to see what's going on - probably attracted by the mad laughter of the insane residents.
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They came out of nowhere by
on 2009-05-22 07:26:00 UTC
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Back in, oh, the fist two weeks of April, I think?
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Re: The newbies! They're spawning again! by
on 2009-05-22 03:25:00 UTC
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*pulls a ball of leather lace out of her pocket and makes an impromptu harness for the winged kitten* Thanks! And thanks for the advice... *will be wary*
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Welcome, welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 02:55:00 UTC
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Ah, LOTR, you'll fit in nicely here... heheh... plenty of work for you, too, once your month wait is over.
But let's not get into that. I gift you with a weighted companion cube (don't worry, it will never threaten to stab you) and a sock full of rocks. I'm sure they'll be useful. -
Re: Welcome, welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 03:23:00 UTC
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Awwwwww, a companion cube! Awesome! *cuddles it, and ties the sock full of rocks to her belt*
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Hey there! by
on 2009-05-22 01:26:00 UTC
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Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, miraculously, it whisks eggs! It's also quite handy when dealing with author wraiths and those pesky trolls. Use it for good and not
muchevil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy your stay! ;-) -
OWO by
on 2009-05-22 01:28:00 UTC
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A gold-plated egg-whisk? For me? Really?! Oh thank you.... *handles with care* I very much plan to enjoy my stay, thank you!
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Hiya *waves* by
on 2009-05-22 01:14:00 UTC
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Meep... by
on 2009-05-22 01:26:00 UTC
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Owo lots of clicky-links yay! *ehem* Please excuse the slightly fangirlish response there...
I've already read the Original Series (Several times. *blush*) but am always interested in devouring more of everything...
I will be sure to read through everything you've poked at me, thank you very much!
And as I have already stated, my Sanity and I got a hasty divorce when I went to college and decided to major in Ethnomusicology. -
Hello! by
on 2009-05-22 01:01:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's another Sue-killing weapon. *hands over a special dagger* It comes from the Raven Armory.
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*cackle* by
on 2009-05-22 01:16:00 UTC
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Ooooh, more sharp shiny cutty things.... *puts dagger on belt with a mad grin* Thank you very much...
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herro! by
on 2009-05-22 00:49:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't have much of a use for it here. I've never met you, but I'm going to hug you anyhow- and here is the Unnatural Axe to aid you in your killing certain fics very dead. Enjoy!
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Ooooooh! by
on 2009-05-22 01:14:00 UTC
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*gets hugged, then breaks into a disturbing grin at the sight of the axe* Ooooooh, shiny cutty thing.... Oh, and don't worry, my sanity and I got a hasty devorce when I decided to go to college for Ethnomusicology....
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Newbie! by
on 2009-05-29 01:38:00 UTC
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*hands out petrified bagels to all* Here you go. Don't try to eat those though, they're rock hard. Petrified bagels are good for throwing at Sues though.
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There is no sanity clause. (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 01:25:00 UTC
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