Subject: Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-05-22 05:55:00 UTC
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Er, hello... by
on 2009-05-22 00:43:00 UTC
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Hello there.
I'm Rose, or Azrael,(Or Az, Azzi, Ella... whichever you prefer) and I'm... new here? Ish?
I've been a fan of LotR and such since before I could read, and have on more than one occasion wanted to kill certain fics very dead...
Um.... I'm not really sure what to say about myself, other than that. -
You're all cruel people... by
on 2009-05-23 10:40:00 UTC
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None of you has given her bleepka to wash her brain of these "certain fics" which I don't care to imagine. Her, Rose, have a keg on me. *rolls keg toward you*
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*poke* by
on 2009-05-22 18:20:00 UTC
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I like you.
Mine now.
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Belated welcome by
on 2009-05-22 16:06:00 UTC
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Have a coffeemaker.
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Have some Anti-Lustin Cupcakes! by
on 2009-05-22 14:02:00 UTC
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Try them, they're delicious!
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Oh hai. by
on 2009-05-22 14:00:00 UTC
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It's lovely to meet you. Everyone else seems to have jumped on the newbie-greeting bandwagon, so I thought I'd come and see what the fuss was about. :)
Nice ta meetcha. Here, have a bag of pebbles (excellent for throwing at Sues and annoying people) and a Random Shiny Object. -
Welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 11:51:00 UTC
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Have an Unusually Upgradeable Chainsword. It's unusually upgrade-friendly, even extending to a slot in which a handy flamethrower, missile launcher or easily portable maker of much dakka may be placed.
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm) by
on 2009-05-22 10:39:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm) by
on 2009-05-22 05:55:00 UTC
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Aw, don't we all want to kill certain fics very dead? by
on 2009-05-22 05:44:00 UTC
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It's one of the goals of the PPC--to kill badfic.
Don't worry. We're all mad. -
Re: Aw, don't we all want to kill certain fics very dead? by
on 2009-05-22 22:04:00 UTC
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Mmmmm, then I came to the right place.... *cackles madly*
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Welcome! You also get a Capillary Towel! by
on 2009-05-22 04:50:00 UTC
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:)
Also, ignore the babbly about a Newbie Influx - it's not real. Most things here aren't. *cue creepy music* Actually, it's just a silliness brought about by the fact that newbies tend to arrive - for no explicable reason - in big groups at about the same time, and then none turn up for weeks on end. *shrug* Nothing personal, love; just something we notice and comment on, because we are Strange People. -
Aw, she gets a Capillary Towel and I didn't? :( by
on 2009-05-24 12:36:00 UTC
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Because one of my agents coulda sure used one of those...glitter-infested draenei blood is hell to clean up.
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Re: Welcome! You also get a Capillary Towel! by
on 2009-05-22 04:56:00 UTC
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Ah, so a phenomenonanonanonanon.... Okay!
And don't worry, I'm Strange People, too... (I think if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here... *shrug*)
You could think of it as Recruitment Cycles, or something... *shrugs again* *puts on her own creepy music and dances about in it* -
First plover! by
on 2009-05-22 03:50:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
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Re: First plover! by
on 2009-05-22 03:54:00 UTC
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Plovers? Where? *ducks and covers*
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NEWBIES!!!!!!!! by
on 2009-05-22 03:40:00 UTC
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have some c4. it might be useful. if all else fails, you can cook stuff with it. don't stomp on it though.
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Re: NEWBIES!!!!!!!! by
on 2009-05-22 03:52:00 UTC
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Ooooh, C4! Excellent! *handles with care* I like blowing things up... Muahahahahahah....
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The newbies! They're spawning again! by
on 2009-05-22 03:03:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have a winged kitten, and beware senior boarders bearing giant glass jars.
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Again? by
on 2009-05-22 03:46:00 UTC
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I thought we were through with that.
Anyway, welcome to the PPC, and have a chocolate chip cokie dough blizzard. -
Re: Again? by
on 2009-05-22 03:56:00 UTC
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I'm sorry did I join at a point where there was an Influx? Hrm... Maybe I should have waited a while, or done this back when I first discovered this little gem of a community...
I'll try not to act like too much of a newb, at least...
And thank you for the welcome and the foodstuffs... -
Don't worry, it happens all the time. by
on 2009-05-23 18:48:00 UTC
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Every so often we get a little flood of newbies wandering in to see what's going on - probably attracted by the mad laughter of the insane residents.
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They came out of nowhere by
on 2009-05-22 07:26:00 UTC
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Back in, oh, the fist two weeks of April, I think?
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Re: The newbies! They're spawning again! by
on 2009-05-22 03:25:00 UTC
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*pulls a ball of leather lace out of her pocket and makes an impromptu harness for the winged kitten* Thanks! And thanks for the advice... *will be wary*
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Welcome, welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 02:55:00 UTC
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Ah, LOTR, you'll fit in nicely here... heheh... plenty of work for you, too, once your month wait is over.
But let's not get into that. I gift you with a weighted companion cube (don't worry, it will never threaten to stab you) and a sock full of rocks. I'm sure they'll be useful. -
Re: Welcome, welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 03:23:00 UTC
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Awwwwww, a companion cube! Awesome! *cuddles it, and ties the sock full of rocks to her belt*
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Hey there! by
on 2009-05-22 01:26:00 UTC
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Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, miraculously, it whisks eggs! It's also quite handy when dealing with author wraiths and those pesky trolls. Use it for good and not
muchevil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy your stay! ;-) -
OWO by
on 2009-05-22 01:28:00 UTC
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A gold-plated egg-whisk? For me? Really?! Oh thank you.... *handles with care* I very much plan to enjoy my stay, thank you!
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Hiya *waves* by
on 2009-05-22 01:14:00 UTC
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Seeing as nobody's done it yet... *drags out Big Bag O' Links*
First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).
I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.
For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago.What do you mean I'm exaggerating?The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.
Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here. -
Meep... by
on 2009-05-22 01:26:00 UTC
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Owo lots of clicky-links yay! *ehem* Please excuse the slightly fangirlish response there...
I've already read the Original Series (Several times. *blush*) but am always interested in devouring more of everything...
I will be sure to read through everything you've poked at me, thank you very much!
And as I have already stated, my Sanity and I got a hasty divorce when I went to college and decided to major in Ethnomusicology. -
Hello! by
on 2009-05-22 01:01:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's another Sue-killing weapon. *hands over a special dagger* It comes from the Raven Armory.
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*cackle* by
on 2009-05-22 01:16:00 UTC
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Ooooh, more sharp shiny cutty things.... *puts dagger on belt with a mad grin* Thank you very much...
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herro! by
on 2009-05-22 00:49:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't have much of a use for it here. I've never met you, but I'm going to hug you anyhow- and here is the Unnatural Axe to aid you in your killing certain fics very dead. Enjoy!
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Ooooooh! by
on 2009-05-22 01:14:00 UTC
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*gets hugged, then breaks into a disturbing grin at the sight of the axe* Ooooooh, shiny cutty thing.... Oh, and don't worry, my sanity and I got a hasty devorce when I decided to go to college for Ethnomusicology....
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Newbie! by
on 2009-05-29 01:38:00 UTC
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*hands out petrified bagels to all* Here you go. Don't try to eat those though, they're rock hard. Petrified bagels are good for throwing at Sues though.
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There is no sanity clause. (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 01:25:00 UTC
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