Subject: Due to the Comedic Overpower's suggestion...
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Posted on: 2009-04-21 02:44:00 UTC
Can I have Tisraer for B&b? Jumpy&babbly + silent&easily annoyed = win.
Got any missions? Oh yah, you should know: it should probably be something rated R, and I unfortunately don't do any manga/anime. Almost all books/movies/tv shows are good though!
So, it's permission time! Yaay! And if someone wants to be a coauthor for the first agent for her first mission, I would be sooo happy. I'll sort out partners for both of them eventually.
Name: Bedlam Broche; better known as B&b
Department: Dept. of Bad Slash
Quick blurb: B&b was created in a novel with heavy influences from Final Fantasy XII; it was never published and resides in the Well of Lost Plots. B&b is a hume; she is stoic, violent, does not talk more than necessary, and is (mostly) insensitive. She previously worked at B&B, another fanfiction 'policing' organization, and after its sudden and inexplicable liquidation, she chose to continue working in fanfiction than returning home.
Full Profile: http://ariellabellas.livejournal.com/13372.html#cutid1
Mission: I don't actually have one for her yet, but if anyone who wants to coauthor has a suggestion that is rated R...?
Name: Ariella
Department: Dept. of Floaters (for the time being)
Quick Blurb: Ariella resides in the Real World as a both physically and mentally precocious teenager. She reads both canon and fanfiction extensively; besides browbeating others as a form of beta-reading, she also writes sporadically. Although she is good at her core, Ariella is malicious, callous, and quick witted. She insults others as a force of habit and is best described as the child of Noël Coward and Gregory House.
Full Profile: http://ariellabellas.livejournal.com/14825.html
Mission: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4390340/1/KeeperofAvalon
Writing sample:
(For those who can stand OCs)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4486165/1/TheConstrictionsof_Love
(For those who can't)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4670406/1/Reverse
It'd depend on the fandom, though… I'm clearer on various games, books and some movies than TV series. *awkward shrug*
I could co-write some missions with Krisprolls. He's quite the guy you need. He would try to un-Vulcan B&b or start a wit contest with Ariella.
What are your agents' fandom interests? If they coincide with Krisprolls's, he could be partnered with them from time to time.
Do you like House, Md? 'Cause I want someone to troll that with me.
I intend to spork a Suefic in this series as a first mission. Thing is, House is more in Whatev's interests, Krisp's are more in science fiction series. But What' could also be a good character to pair with your agents as needed. (hehe I look forward to see Krisp's and South's reaction to What' 'being unfaithful to them' hehe and to see What' with any of your agents... lulz)
Well, if you ever find an abuse fic, What' will be the one.
If you ever need an agent for another continuum, you can pick. What' is into House MD, Numb3rs and U2, and hates abuse, hurt/comfort and OOCness, Krisp is into Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Watchmen and U2 and is more after Sues, bad sex and OOCness, and South is into fantasy book series and hates bad grammar/spelling and bad humor.
House/Wilson abuse fics (well BDSM with Wilson being the dominant one), rapefic, etc. All by the same author.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/916059/DreamsofSpike
Can I have Tisraer for B&b? Jumpy&babbly + silent&easily annoyed = win.
Got any missions? Oh yah, you should know: it should probably be something rated R, and I unfortunately don't do any manga/anime. Almost all books/movies/tv shows are good though!
I'd be more than willing to coauthor a mission or two after I get my first one up (finals are over in like two weeks, so it should be about then or slightly after). Narcolepsy would do nicely for the comedic combination.
He's always good for a laugh.
If you're asking about missions I've written, they're here. If you're asking about ideas I have for missions, not really sure. Are you looking rated R as in smut, or R as in gore? I'm assuming the former, due to Bad Slash department and all. I shall set to looking for badfic, then.
By the way- email is dracornadagio @ gmail . com.
(By the way, the Comedic Overpower insists that you should pair them both with happy, bubbly, overexpressive agents.)
I kiss your feet in supplication.
And thank you for the note from the Comedic Overpower; I'm going to do just that.
I was denied access to it, because I don't have permission to access it.
And added you as a friend.
http://ariellabellas.livejournal.com/14825.html
(She's on my friends list, you see.)
Name: Ariella
Gender: Female
Species: Homo sapiens
Lust Object(s): Dr. Gregory House, Archie Goodwin, Indiana Jones
Appearance and Personality: Ariella is 5’9”, wears a little too much funky-colored eyeliner, and has short brown hair. She likes dressing in nice blazers with ripped jeans, has a nose with a bump on it, and moans almost all the time about how her height precludes her from both wearing high heels and getting a boyfriend taller than her (a subject that she focuses on all the time, when not being an annoying smart-ass—then she gets a beau, remembers she doesn’t actually want one, dumps him, and starts all over; her partner is sick of this).
Ariella is well-read to the point that she can call herself a sesquipedalian and not have to look up how to spell it. As for general attitude, Ariella is a (for lack of better terms) callous bitch. Though known to be enjoyable and enthusiastic to hang out with and sometimes even pleasant in mixed company, she is unthinkingly malicious and painfully honest. Coupled with a naturally quick mind and a large vocabulary at her disposal, insults slip off of her tongue unnoticed and automatically. If Noël Coward and Gregory House had a child, she would be it. Unfortunately, her personality is juxtaposed with a strong streak of protectiveness, so she shows she cares by keeping the ‘only I can do that to them’ policy.
As for hobbies besides copious reading, she is in love with music including, oddly enough, musical theatre and will belt songs at the top of her lungs. Ariella also passes the free time she doesn’t have in the PPC by debugging viruses from computers, watching House MD, poledancing, and being a hypocrite.