My Little Pony Vampire Strippers

My Little Pony Vampire Strippers by WarriorJoe on 2009-03-25 04:37:00 UTC

Re: My Little Pony Vampire Strippers by hushpiper on 2009-03-27 04:34:00 UTC Reply

Holy goodness, that is. That is. Words fail me.

I like the person who deconstructed the RPer's psyches based on their pony!Sues. Something tells me I have things to learn from this person.

Doublepost by hushpiper on 2009-03-27 04:36:00 UTC Reply

Special Ability: Immune to hyperbole.
I WANT THIS. SO MUCH.

*What?* by Anity on 2009-03-26 06:07:00 UTC Reply

Okay, I just skimmed the first eight or ten posts and... Well, I'm wondering about how they can strip without wearing clothing in the first place; maybe it would have been better to just call them pole dancers? Oh, and why can't people capitalize the beginnings of sentences? It really isn't that hard.
NSFB by Ulalume on 2009-03-25 15:47:00 UTC Reply

But it makes you think just WHO is this twisted?!?!
'Kay, that makes me feel better about my own weirdness. by Laburnum on 2009-03-25 14:45:00 UTC Reply

Reminds me of when Randal Milholland of Something Positive fame threatened to cash in on the Twilight phenomenon by writing "Holy Shit Shiny Vampire Love Ponies" ...

Waitasec, just thought: don't the ponies not wear anything? by Laburnum on 2009-03-25 23:20:00 UTC Reply

I've never seen a non-modded MLP wearing any clothes at all, to the best of my knowledge, so why cast them as strippers? Would make for a terribly short routine.

Maybe they're like troll strippers... by Adagio on 2009-03-26 00:19:00 UTC Reply

...and put on more and more clothing throughout the routine?
Re: Waitasec, just thought: don't the ponies not wear anything? by WarriorJoe on 2009-03-25 23:38:00 UTC Reply

If you are brave, young one, descend into the thread and view the pictures for yourself. That should answer your question right out.

Oh - we have to rip this off. Totally. by Laburnum on 2009-03-25 16:32:00 UTC Reply

I don't know how, but we absolutely must steal and mock the hell out of this idea.

Ooh ooh! Drinking game! by Laburnum on 2009-03-27 00:08:00 UTC Reply
- Take a shot each time someone writes "noticing" as "knowdicing".
  - Take a shot each time someone cries tears of blood.
  - Take a shot each time a pony does something that would be anatomically impossible with hooves.
  - Take a shot every time you think the phrase "What the hell was that?"
  
  Any more suggestions?
Burn the ponies? by Ugolino on 2009-03-25 17:48:00 UTC Reply

Then resurrect them and do it again.

Or have them skinned by Lux by Gabriel on 2009-03-25 23:57:00 UTC Reply

She did a good job with the unicorn, didn't she?
Good idea. by Laburnum on 2009-03-25 19:59:00 UTC Reply

I think it could be fun to make something that's a similar horrific corruption of cuteness, but if one wants to go that way one should make one's own cute thing to start with. No ruining childhoods that way.

That's two things in one day that just blew my mind. by Helen of Pylos on 2009-03-25 07:43:00 UTC Reply

And on this board, too. I don't think I'll ever recover. I've lost my faith in mankind. Somebody put me out of my misery.

You mean by Gabriel on 2009-03-25 23:55:00 UTC Reply

You mean you had faith in mankind to begin with?

You're too idealistic for this world.

BWWAHAHA! *laughs* Oh, that's Mad. Really Mad. So funny. (nm) by Sedri on 2009-03-25 05:31:00 UTC Reply
My night has been made. (nm) by Ariellabellas on 2009-03-25 05:18:00 UTC Reply
Just when you think you've seen all the Internet has... by Ugolino on 2009-03-25 04:47:00 UTC Reply

it produces this.