Subject: Burn the ponies?
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Posted on: 2009-03-25 17:48:00 UTC
Then resurrect them and do it again.
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My Little Pony Vampire Strippers by
on 2009-03-25 04:37:00 UTC
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No, you read that right. My Little Pony Vampire Strippers.
http://www.mlparena.com/Forums/viewtopic/t=158644.html
It's been moved to a private server (geez, I wonder WHY) by this point, but there's still 260 PAGES of this stuff.
...I don't think any word in my vocabulary can effectively describe my thoughts on this.
(Thanks goes to /tg/ for finding this first and going absolutely nuts over it. In an angry way.)
( http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3951726/ ) -
Re: My Little Pony Vampire Strippers by
on 2009-03-27 04:34:00 UTC
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Holy goodness, that is. That is. Words fail me.
I like the person who deconstructed the RPer's psyches based on their pony!Sues. Something tells me I have things to learn from this person. -
Doublepost by
on 2009-03-27 04:36:00 UTC
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Special Ability: Immune to hyperbole.
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*What?* by
on 2009-03-26 06:07:00 UTC
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Okay, I just skimmed the first eight or ten posts and... Well, I'm wondering about how they can strip without wearing clothing in the first place; maybe it would have been better to just call them pole dancers? Oh, and why can't people capitalize the beginnings of sentences? It really isn't that hard.
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NSFB by
on 2009-03-25 15:47:00 UTC
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But it makes you think just WHO is this twisted?!?!
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'Kay, that makes me feel better about my own weirdness. by
on 2009-03-25 14:45:00 UTC
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Reminds me of when Randal Milholland of Something Positive fame threatened to cash in on the Twilight phenomenon by writing "Holy Shit Shiny Vampire Love Ponies" ...
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Waitasec, just thought: don't the ponies not wear anything? by
on 2009-03-25 23:20:00 UTC
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I've never seen a non-modded MLP wearing any clothes at all, to the best of my knowledge, so why cast them as strippers? Would make for a terribly short routine.
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Maybe they're like troll strippers... by
on 2009-03-26 00:19:00 UTC
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...and put on more and more clothing throughout the routine?
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Re: Waitasec, just thought: don't the ponies not wear anything? by
on 2009-03-25 23:38:00 UTC
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If you are brave, young one, descend into the thread and view the pictures for yourself. That should answer your question right out.
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Oh - we have to rip this off. Totally. by
on 2009-03-25 16:32:00 UTC
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I don't know how, but we absolutely must steal and mock the hell out of this idea.
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Ooh ooh! Drinking game! by
on 2009-03-27 00:08:00 UTC
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- Take a shot each time someone writes "noticing" as "knowdicing".
- Take a shot each time someone cries tears of blood.
- Take a shot each time a pony does something that would be anatomically impossible with hooves.
- Take a shot every time you think the phrase "What the hell was that?"
Any more suggestions?
- Take a shot each time someone writes "noticing" as "knowdicing".
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Burn the ponies? by
on 2009-03-25 17:48:00 UTC
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Then resurrect them and do it again.
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Or have them skinned by Lux by
on 2009-03-25 23:57:00 UTC
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She did a good job with the unicorn, didn't she?
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Good idea. by
on 2009-03-25 19:59:00 UTC
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I think it could be fun to make something that's a similar horrific corruption of cuteness, but if one wants to go that way one should make one's own cute thing to start with. No ruining childhoods that way.
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That's two things in one day that just blew my mind. by
on 2009-03-25 07:43:00 UTC
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And on this board, too. I don't think I'll ever recover. I've lost my faith in mankind. Somebody put me out of my misery.
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You mean by
on 2009-03-25 23:55:00 UTC
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You mean you had faith in mankind to begin with?
You're too idealistic for this world. -
BWWAHAHA! *laughs* Oh, that's Mad. Really Mad. So funny. (nm) by
on 2009-03-25 05:31:00 UTC
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My night has been made. (nm) by
on 2009-03-25 05:18:00 UTC
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Just when you think you've seen all the Internet has... by
on 2009-03-25 04:47:00 UTC
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it produces this.