Subject: That's two things in one day that just blew my mind.
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Posted on: 2009-03-25 07:43:00 UTC
And on this board, too. I don't think I'll ever recover. I've lost my faith in mankind. Somebody put me out of my misery.
No, you read that right. My Little Pony Vampire Strippers.
http://www.mlparena.com/Forums/viewtopic/t=158644.html
It's been moved to a private server (geez, I wonder WHY) by this point, but there's still 260 PAGES of this stuff.
...I don't think any word in my vocabulary can effectively describe my thoughts on this.
(Thanks goes to /tg/ for finding this first and going absolutely nuts over it. In an angry way.)
( http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3951726/ )
Holy goodness, that is. That is. Words fail me.
I like the person who deconstructed the RPer's psyches based on their pony!Sues. Something tells me I have things to learn from this person.
Special Ability: Immune to hyperbole.
I WANT THIS. SO MUCH.
Okay, I just skimmed the first eight or ten posts and... Well, I'm wondering about how they can strip without wearing clothing in the first place; maybe it would have been better to just call them pole dancers? Oh, and why can't people capitalize the beginnings of sentences? It really isn't that hard.
But it makes you think just WHO is this twisted?!?!
Reminds me of when Randal Milholland of Something Positive fame threatened to cash in on the Twilight phenomenon by writing "Holy Shit Shiny Vampire Love Ponies" ...
I've never seen a non-modded MLP wearing any clothes at all, to the best of my knowledge, so why cast them as strippers? Would make for a terribly short routine.
...and put on more and more clothing throughout the routine?
If you are brave, young one, descend into the thread and view the pictures for yourself. That should answer your question right out.
I don't know how, but we absolutely must steal and mock the hell out of this idea.
Then resurrect them and do it again.
She did a good job with the unicorn, didn't she?
I think it could be fun to make something that's a similar horrific corruption of cuteness, but if one wants to go that way one should make one's own cute thing to start with. No ruining childhoods that way.
And on this board, too. I don't think I'll ever recover. I've lost my faith in mankind. Somebody put me out of my misery.
You mean you had faith in mankind to begin with?
You're too idealistic for this world.
it produces this.